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    Platinum Poster JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel's Avatar
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    Default Fleshlight..........................

    if there was ever something I wish I could buy stock in I think it should have been this fleshlight apparatus..............
    UPS guy was at the shop today dropping off parts and said he had at least 10 of them going out to customers


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    I so love my Fleshlight, purchased from my friend Kim Airs at her store, Grand Opening in Brookline, Massachusetts (Shameless commercial plug).

    I swear to gawd, it feels just like live pussy without the drama and added expense of dinner and a show!

    When TW stuck her finger in it she looked at me and said "You bastard! I soooo want a dick right now!".


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    Default Re: Fleshlight..........................

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
    if there was ever something I wish I could buy stock in I think it should have been this fleshlight apparatus..............
    UPS guy was at the shop today dropping off parts and said he had at least 10 of them going out to customers
    So much for the discrete plain brown wrapping so nobody would know what you ordered.



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    if i ever catch my man wastin' his hard tool on that thing when he could be pleasurin' me, i'll slap 'em silly.

    on the other hand, some days, a girl could use a rest; maybe it's not so bad havin' one of those things in the junk drawer.


    "...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.

    "...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.

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    I Love The Flesh Light



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    i LOVE mine... its the ice version "clear"


    loves it



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    Quote Originally Posted by tsntx
    i LOVE mine... its the ice version "clear"


    loves it
    Lady, butt, mouth or stealth is the important question



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    Default damn

    i wanna fleshlight



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    How do they test for real anal feel?


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    i just ordered up one of them...i kept hearing all this stuff about them from ts and the guys so i had to break down and order one up...it was hard deciding which insert to get ....


    u will be fucking fat bitches in no time

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