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    MIAMI (Reuters) - A "brothel bus" that detectives said cruised Miami Beach offering lap dances and drinks has taken its last ride, police said on Wednesday.

    Riders were offered oral sex for $100, according to Miami Beach police who impounded the limousine bus and arrested its operator early on Sunday.

    The sleek black bus cruised the South Beach neighborhood popular among tourists and club-goers, offering rides and unlimited drinks for $40.

    Aboard, undercover detectives said they found a fully stocked bar and several young women who stripped down to reveal G-strings stuffed with cash and offered to perform sex acts.

    Suspected operator Christine Morteh, 29, was arrested on charges of offering to commit prostitution, transportation for the purpose of prostitution and operating a business without a license. She was released from jail on $5,000 bond.

    Employees and customers also were charged as part of a citywide prostitution crackdown that resulted in 75 arrests.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...080625?sp=true


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    Now if only police would go after REAL criminals now, I might actually respect them



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    Another great business idea gets thwarted by the dead hand of bureocracy...


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    Heh @ The Sydney Party Bus.

    Long ago, in my checkered past, we got tired of cleaning the pretzel crumbs and vomit out of our limousines after every bachelor party. Yet the concept of 'booze, broads, guns, and firetrucks' was too profitable to pass up. So, was born the Party Bus. A standard Wayne school bus bought for about a grand, painted black and silver, tinted windows. The vinyl seats were rearranged to cattle-car style seating (Similar to subway and el trains) and a couple of drains were cut into the floor.

    Puke all ya want, boys! We'll just hose it down and rent it to the next group! It became very popular.


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    cops here in miami really like to bust on prostitution cuz its an easy catch...they never go after car thieves and i think we are car theft central...dope selling too,sometimes so damn blatant and they dont do shit.....



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    In tune with the discussion, the June 27th Bad Reporter comic strip:
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