Just a regular pull-your-dick kinda guy

[SkyTwo]

To quote the widely-admired Hara-chan, "If I was grabbing you by your balls and adjusting your stick. . ."

Who would've guessed that she was just swiping a couple of lines from the latest Republican appointment to a position of responsibility in the success story that is Neo-Iraq?

I forgive you, Hara. I know I have that effect on people, and I'd take you over this guy any day. In fact, I probably wouldn't even press charges.

http://insidehighered.com/news/2008/06/11/iraq

Library shelves could be lined with books that criticize the poorly constructed endgame, the insufficient troop levels and the disbanding of the Iraqi military. There have, however, been glimmers of promise that have gotten a share of ink as well. Among those success stories is the American University of Iraq, a Western-style institution in the war-torn country’s northern region that promises to “lead the transformation of Iraq into a liberal and democratic society.”

The university’s lofty aspirations, as espoused on its Web site, make the selection of its first chancellor all the more puzzling. Owen Cargol, who took the helm at AU-Iraq in 2007 and resigned in late April of this year, had a checkered past that could have been revealed to university organizers with a simple Google search. The sexual harassment scandal that brought down Cargol at Northern Arizona University in 2001 was well publicized, in all of its explicit detail, but apparently never came to the attention of the U.S. officials who trusted Cargol to help reshape the Middle East. . .

Cargol’s 2001 resignation stemmed from allegations made by a Northern Arizona employee who alleged that Cargol, while naked in a locker room, grabbed the employee’s genitals, the Arizona Republic reported. In a subsequent e-mail to the employee, Cargol described himself as “a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy.”

Standing by for fish-in-a-barrel comedy. Ready? GO!

[Skwisgarr Skwigelf]

Bump this as I too am Standing by for fish-in-a-barrel comedy. Ready? GO!

[SkyTwo]

Bump this as I too am Standing by for fish-in-a-barrel comedy. Ready? GO!

Crickets. I thought I couldn't miss with this one. I might as well have started a thread about Billy Jack....

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Bump this as I too am Standing by for fish-in-a-barrel comedy. Ready? GO!

Crickets. I thought I couldn't miss with this one. I might as well have started a thread about Billy Jack....

I guess, this thread will gather more flies, bee's, ants, wolves and even bears etc. if it had some "cocks" and "ass" shots in it SkyTwo. That's what SELLS! lol

Everybody's got an opinion..but when you talk about politics..a lot of people falls silent!

~Kisses.

HTG

[SkyTwo]

Bump this as I too am Standing by for fish-in-a-barrel comedy. Ready? GO!

Crickets. I thought I couldn't miss with this one. I might as well have started a thread about Billy Jack....

I guess, this thread will gather more flies, bee's, ants, wolves and even bears etc. if it had some "cocks" and "ass" shots in it SkyTwo. That's what SELLS! lol

Everybody's got an opinion..but when you talk about politics..a lot of people falls silent!

~Kisses.

HTG

Thanks, Hara! I think I'm halfway toward starting a thread that gets more than two or three posts. All I have to do is figure out a way to work in Francis the Talking Mule and a Tijuana bantamweight!

[NOTE: Had that been an successful joke, you would have been entertained.]

[Justawannabe]

Politics is such touchy stuff... sad really as it's one of the few things that really will affect us all.

Sean

[Skwisgarr Skwigelf]

Politics is such touchy stuff... sad really as it's one of the few things that really will affect us all.

Sean

I agree and to sell I'm taking Hara's advice

[BeardedOne]

Am I the only one that remembers Francis the Talking Mule?

"Hope to kiss my Great Aunt Regretta!"