Tips for the first timers going to escort

[EzrinJemEzrinJem]

Some people are just dicks and will be dicks with an escort, waitress or anyone else. There seems to be about a 10% dickhead factor. Most others are cool. I always politely tell the prospect to call if he needs to cancel the appointment and by no-show/no-calling he'll be on my bad list and won't get another appointment.

I ask the client to show up:

1. clean
2. sober
3. respectful

That's all they need to be.

You sure like to throw around the word "dick" and "dickheads" a lot, don't you, Melissa? Maybe clean up your language a little bit? It affects this site and turns it into a trashy slum!

[melissacarter]

no problem, dickface

[PeteIsHere]

I wouldn't mind having sex with Melissa right about now.

[EzrinJemEzrinJem]

I wouldn't mind having sex with Melissa right about now.

All you have to do is say something with the word "dick" in it and she'll have a multiple orgasm right then and there.

[MacShreach]

no problem, dickface

[MacShreach]

Maybe clean up your language a little bit? It affects this site and turns it into a trashy slum!

Hmmm. Given that this is a site where coprophagy, anilingus, fellatio, sodomy, sexual domination and so on are routinely and explicitly discussed, where penises and anuses are regularly displayed, it surprises me that you really feel that a word compromises the tone.

And what is that word?

Dick.

[jaberwocky]

Living in Australia has it's advantages in more way than one.
It's legal to be a working girl if your a "sole trader" working from home. This makes for very comfortable visits without having to undergo the cloak and dagger charade. I generally treat the girls with the utmost respect. That way they make you feel relaxed and you can share a few laughs, don't understand why guys treat working Tgirls like crap. A good time can be had by all, I mean that's why you're there isn't it?