Tips for the first timers going to escort

[Nikka]

I am never sober when I call a hooker

[BigTSHunter]

I don't see the point in jerking off before, that's like having a meal at home just before you go out for dinner.

I personally hope to see a tgirl for the first time this or next week, no escort, window in Amsterdam so this thread helps me also in a way.

If you dont jerk off prior, you will shoot your load way too quickly and you wont get your moneys worth.

[PapiQueRico]

Call? Why not just go to a club or give one a ride home after the club and fuck on the friendship tip?

[dan_drade]

1). Don't be cheap!!!!!!!

2.) Be clean (squeaky clean).

3.) Be respectfull (unless it is known that you are paying to be a rude freak).

4.) Be willing to leave her a nice tip if she is everything that you wanted.

[hwbs]

I have the money and this is my very first time, I had yet to make the call, I wonder if people can give a few tips on making that few moments great(From the phone call/email to the meeting)

i will give u the best advice.....stick to the videos and don't get involved !!!!

[blckhaze]

I have the money and this is my very first time, I had yet to make the call, I wonder if people can give a few tips on making that few moments great(From the phone call/email to the meeting)

i will give u the best advice.....stick to the videos and don't get involved !!!!

LMAO
you may be on to something there...

[BeardedOne]

On the cash angle: I've always had it ready, in an envelope, and usually with a card (I'm a sentimental git).

Only one gurl ever counted it at the outset (Thank gawd) and she discovered I'd miscounted it (Only time that's happened).

If you're honest and they're cool, this part usually flows seamlessly.

[bulletboy]

I have been with one escort and 3 shemales in windows in Amsterdam.

The first time was in Amsterdam. I didn't know she was one until after she had sucked me off.

I was surprised but interested, polite but very nervous.

She was very friendly and very considerated. I just couldn't manage it and made her nervous too. so we just had loads of mutual masturbation and oral sex. it was totally amazing.

2nd time was again in Amsterdam - I was again nervous, polite and considerate again just oral sex and mutual masturbation with 2 shemales.

3rd time again in Amsterdam and the same as above.

I was curious but scared of getting receiving.

I went to an escort was very nervous again - it does seem to put a dampner of things so to speak.

I called and was polite and did as a previous poster suggested.

I was let in, gave her the money and an extra gift.

sat on the bed naked for about 10 minutes she came back in I was a little terrified , no idea why , the windows in Amsterdam were no longer a problem but being in a private flat scared the hell out of me.

I performed oral sex on her and I still need practice with that and then she bent me over and fucked the living shit out of my arse.

It wasn't what I expected, I had been fantasing about it for ages and it wasn't the same, however I have been fantasing about it again.

I suppose what I am trying to say , on top of all the other good advice here is - Is it really what you want.

The reality is not always the same as the fantasy. Its one thing watching DVDs and another actually doing it yourself.

Although I got a hefty bonus this month and I thinking on blowing it on an escort

[BeardedOne]

Make sure to pay her in pennies. Escorts love counting coins.

At the moment, the scrap value of a copper-clad, alloy US penny is about 1.3 cents, so yah, a smart one may enjoy the gag and the bonus. Don't be surprised if she has a Klopp coin counter under the bed (I know one that carries a credit card imprinter with her when she travels).

Most of the advice here has been spot-on (Except perhaps, for the pennies).

The basic fact is that you are going on a 'date', and a rent-a-date should be no different than a regular one, sans the mind-reading, tap-dancing bullshit that invariably accompanies the former on the way to the goal that the latter most always guarantees.

Be clean, polite, and respectful. Don't waste her time on the initial call (Bonus if you have some previous communication - All that I have met had been in some email or IM/PM chats with me prior to the date - It helps her get a feel for who you are/what you want and gives you some insight to how well you might get on), and as much out of courtesy as out of respect for the rules of the call, don't discuss sex on the phone.

The tone of your time may be set by your moment of arrival. As in anything, first impressions count. One gurl appeared in street clothes, another in a fine-ass babydoll frilly, and another in a blouse and a smile. For my part, I date so infrequently that each is a special occasion and I dress accordingly. It got to the point that one gurl told me to 'frump up a bit' the next time I see her as she isn't quite attuned to clients showing up in a three-piece suit all the time.

On tipping: Oddly enough, though I tend to generously over-tip in 'real' life (A result of having worked in service industries during much of my wildly misspent youth), I have yet to extend a gratuity to one of the gurls I've been with. This is not because I didn't feel the need or want to or because I felt they didn't deserve such reward (Dear gawd!!! They all sooooo deserved it!), just that my monetary circumstances didn't allow such. I am, I believe, somewhat forgiven by the fact that I ordinarily book a two-hour window (And one all-day dalliance) and could, by my nature, be considered an 'easy trick' (I am just as likely to talk their ear off as try to fuck them).

To that end, if you have been saving your 'milk money' as I do, for such flights of fancy and are otherwise tapped out, at least try to bring a gift of some sort, or offer dinner (Though many may not accept the latter). No wine or food items, as they are clearly suspect (One gurl will accept wine, but only if shared - You drink first), but trinkets, jewelry, or some item that you know or think might be appreciated by that particular gurl can go far in tweaking your evening.

Be kind, be considerate, and (As one put it earlier) don't be a dick.

Oh, and I was joking. Don't pay in pennies.

[BeardedOne]

I am never sober when I call a hooker

I have noted this and will remember the next time you call me.