fuck marry kill

[chefmike]

So far the majority chooses to marry, fuck and kill Paris, Britney and Lindsey in that order...who's got three more choices for the next round?

[chefmike]

Next round(and this one's tougher)...your choices are:

Angelina Jolie

Katie Holmes

Natalie Portman

[redtiger]

First Round
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I'd fuck Lindsey Lohan Just because I actually like her.

I'd kill Paris Hilton because I can't stand her.

And I'd marry Britney because she's got lots of money!

2nd Round
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This is much tougher round!

I'd kill Angelina...just because I don't think she's really that good looking

I'd fuck Natalie Portman

And I'd marry Katie because I think she's cute (just watched her yesterday in Batman Begins) and to get her away from Tom Cruise and the rest of the scientologists.

[El Nino]

Marry Natalie Portman because she is a wholesome and beautiful piece of ass.

Kill, that Holmes girl because I think she is ugly and she is with that batshit crazy fuck Tom Cruise.

Fuck Jolie because I am only semi attracted to her at best and would only want to fuck her one time (in the ass of course) just to brag about it and tell everybody I know. This way I would increase my "street cred" LOL

[tg4me]

It's all about the kids. If she had two, I'm fine. She doesn't.

Marry Katie.......I guess

Fuck Angelina. less kids and I would have married her.

Kill Natalie based on ugly photo

[partlycloudy]

Next round(and this one's tougher)...your choices are:

Angelina Jolie

Katie Holmes

Natalie Portman

fuck: angelina - who doesn't want a piece (besides redtiger)? only reason i wouldn't marry her is that she seems to be a little nutty. besides she won't even marry brad. definitely the kinkiest in bed.

marry: natalie - i've been in love with her forever and i think she has the prettiest face of the three. i'd delete all my tranny porn for her.

kill: katie - cute girl but somebody has got to go.

[Oli]

Nice trio Chef


MARRY. Gorgeous and educated.



FUCK Who wouldn't?



KILL Only after I punched her in the face for marrying that turd.

[Minutemouse9]

Marry Natalie Portman - hot & wholesome

Fuck Angelie Jolie - HOT HOT HOT (does anyone remember when she was supposed to be sleeping with her brother)

Kill Katie Holmes -for marrying Tom (of course I'd fuck her before I'd kill her)

[Mugai_hentaisha]

Fuck
Fuck
Fuck

[junior]

OK from the first round

Fuck = Paris Hilton I think she'd be fun yet not the girl I'd take home to mother.

Kill = Britney Spears do I really need to explain that choice ?

Marry = Lindsey Lohan well I've always preferred redheads and see the pic below

Second round

Fuck = Agelina Jolie She must be amazing in bed though once again not the girl I'd take home to mother.

Kill = Katie Holmes She married, had sex with and bore a child to Tom Cruise, 'nuff said!!!

Marry = Natalie Portman I've been crushing on her since I was a kid and saw her in the cinematic masterpiece The Professional.