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04-18-2008 #11
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So far the majority chooses to marry, fuck and kill Paris, Britney and Lindsey in that order...who's got three more choices for the next round?
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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04-18-2008 #12
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Next round(and this one's tougher)...your choices are:
Angelina Jolie
Katie Holmes
Natalie Portman
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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04-18-2008 #13
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First Round
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I'd fuck Lindsey Lohan Just because I actually like her.
I'd kill Paris Hilton because I can't stand her.
And I'd marry Britney because she's got lots of money!
2nd Round
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This is much tougher round!
I'd kill Angelina...just because I don't think she's really that good looking
I'd fuck Natalie Portman
And I'd marry Katie because I think she's cute (just watched her yesterday in Batman Begins) and to get her away from Tom Cruise and the rest of the scientologists.
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04-18-2008 #14
Marry Natalie Portman because she is a wholesome and beautiful piece of ass.
Kill, that Holmes girl because I think she is ugly and she is with that batshit crazy fuck Tom Cruise.
Fuck Jolie because I am only semi attracted to her at best and would only want to fuck her one time (in the ass of course) just to brag about it and tell everybody I know. This way I would increase my "street cred" LOL
Originally Posted by sexyshana
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04-18-2008 #15
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It's all about the kids. If she had two, I'm fine. She doesn't.
Marry Katie.......I guess
Fuck Angelina. less kids and I would have married her.
Kill Natalie based on ugly photo
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04-18-2008 #16Originally Posted by chefmike
marry: natalie - i've been in love with her forever and i think she has the prettiest face of the three. i'd delete all my tranny porn for her.
kill: katie - cute girl but somebody has got to go.
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04-18-2008 #17
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Nice trio Chef
MARRY. Gorgeous and educated.
FUCK Who wouldn't?
KILL Only after I punched her in the face for marrying that turd.
Alright Then.
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04-18-2008 #18
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Marry Natalie Portman - hot & wholesome
Fuck Angelie Jolie - HOT HOT HOT (does anyone remember when she was supposed to be sleeping with her brother)
Kill Katie Holmes -for marrying Tom (of course I'd fuck her before I'd kill her)
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04-18-2008 #19
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Harmless_pervert
Sorry if i offended ye, no wait I am not sorry, being offended is your problem not mine.
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04-18-2008 #20
OK from the first round
Fuck = Paris Hilton I think she'd be fun yet not the girl I'd take home to mother.
Kill = Britney Spears do I really need to explain that choice ?
Marry = Lindsey Lohan well I've always preferred redheads and see the pic below
Second round
Fuck = Agelina Jolie She must be amazing in bed though once again not the girl I'd take home to mother.
Kill = Katie Holmes She married, had sex with and bore a child to Tom Cruise, 'nuff said!!!
Marry = Natalie Portman I've been crushing on her since I was a kid and saw her in the cinematic masterpiece The Professional.