fuck marry kill

[partlycloudy]

for those that know how to play, go ahead and look at the choices.


for those that don't know how to play, fuck marry kill is a game where you are given 3 people to choose to either fuck, marry, or kill. these are forced choices so no cheating. you can only pick one for each. also give a reason why you made your choice for each one.




your choices are:

paris hilton

britney spears

lindsay lohan

[Oli]

I'll play, but I'm going to modify the rules for my own nefarious reasons...



MARRY then KILL, twice. She's a vapid waste of oxygen. But I could keep the cash.



FUCK, then KILL. It's Britney Spears, see reason above.



KILL. Maybe then the newspapers would actually have news in them, I've heard enough about this twat to last me for the rest of my life.

[chefmike]

your choices are:

paris hilton

britney spears

lindsay lohan

I'm going to attempt to play by the rules, as difficult as it may be with these choices...

Paris: MARRY - for the chance to squander the Hilton family fortune as I see fit ...and Paris also appears to give a decent blowjob as well.

Britney: FUCK - this is a tough one, but I'd rather fuck Britney than Lindsey, because I suspect that Britney would be a better fuck than Lindsey, what with Britney being the cum-guzzling little trailer trash ho that she is...

Lindsey: KILL - see above

[wombat33]

FUN GAME,

MARRY - PARIS HILTON

I'D FUCK HER UNTIL HER PUSSY WAS USELESS THEN FUCK HER AS UNTIL IT WAS LOOOKING LIKE THE HOLLAND TUNNEL. I'D KEEP FUCKING HER UNTIL HER HEAD SMASHED THE HEADBOARD AND WAS IN A COMA FOREVER..........LEAVING ME HER MONEY.

KILL - BRITNEY SPEARS

BECAUSE I BELIEVE THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE AND SHE IS TALENTLESS, A DISGUSTING MOM, AND AN ALL AROUND WASTE OF SPERM. I WOULD HAPPILY FUCK HER BEFORE KILLING HER THOUGH.

FUCK - LOHAN

JUST TO SEE THOSE BIG TITS FLY ALL OVER THE PLACE WHILE HER RIB BONES AND HIP BONES WERE POPPING OUT EVERYWHERE. TOTALLY A SLUT, A PIG, A DRUG ADDICT AND WOULD BE GREAT TO FUCK, USE, THEN DUMP LIKE A HOT ROCK.

[jniowa]

This could be fun.

Paris - Marry, for the money DUH! Plus she's sexy and less annoying than the other girls by a decimal place


Brittney - Kill, CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY enough said


Lindsey - Fuck, Hasn't had kids, still tight(er) but she is annoying as all hell

[BeardedOne]

This is pretty simple:

Fuck Paris. I've seen the vid, she can suck the chrome off a Buick and is most likely the hottest lay of the three.

Marry Lindsey. She is, all things considered, the most stable of the three and not too much off the GG scale of fucking insane.

Kill Britney. What, you need a reason?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Hilton---Marry, she's got money, which overcomes stupidity!
Spears---Fuck, Alot!
Lohan---Kill, and make sure you're a very good shot!

[tg4me]

Surprised by the answers. but I agree.

marry- Paris; money, and looks. Her behavior would change during our weekly spankings

next two are tougher. Either could be dead in two years or going strong.

fuck- Brittney; But not right now. Right now we should LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!

Kill- Lindsey; Don't take it personal girl, I don't know you as well. If it was Rosie I'd marry you and kill her.

[BiCuriousGeorge]

Easy

Marry - Paris, ton of money and is not a smoker.

Fuck - Britney, used to be real hot and I still think she is hotter than Lindsay

Kill - Lindsay, nothing about her that I like

[Mugai_hentaisha]

Well I am not going to prison for killing these three Fuctards
also I would not be caught dead married to them

So I would fuck the fucking fuctards