fish out of water: TS clubs/events

[i_wuv_shemales]

Hi. As you can tell from my username, I frikkin LOVE shemales. With me it's more than just some sexual fetish that I deny once I've orgasmed. I think they're among the awesomest, sexiest beings on the planet. The problem is, though I'd love to be around them I'm terribly shy, which is why I've been putting off checking out some of the TS clubs/events here in NY. I would probably be the most wallflowery wallflower anyone's ever seen, and that's just no good. So, awesome people, I have come here to ask you how does a shy, wallflowery type enjoy themselves at a TS event/party/club? I'd really like to start attending these things and get to know these awesome ladies. Thanks in advance for your replies!

-IWS

[xrey]

EZ -

CASH ... LOTS of CASH!

[hot_aussie012]

Not that I've been to anything myself, but the trick to anything that requires cconfidence is simple.


GET BOOZED UP.

[slinky]

As long as you understand that most of the girls who work at the events are working it's actually the best place for a shy guy. At any other spot, you'd have to have some game to go up to them and hook up. At most of the events, there are a decent number of girls who will approach you straight up.

If no one does, just lick a $20 and stick it to your forehead. If no one comes up to you within 1 minute, go home and take a shower and then come back.

[thx1138]

@ Danny: you got that right. :>) Try Moomia first. The girls there are VERY aggressive.

[i_wuv_shemales]

lick a $20 and stick it to your forehead. If no one comes up to you within 1 minute, go home and take a shower and then come back.

haha, that made me laugh out loud till it hurt, man

[BeardedOne]

Heh. He called us 'awesome'.

Danny's $20 bill advice sounds pretty spot on, or you could step out of a Maybach 62 when you arrive at the event. Edumicated people will surely see you for the man you truly are.

In real life, and somewhat contrary to my bubbly online personality, I am a hermit and fairly 'wallflowery' myself. I can't stand crowds and am uncomfortable at parties, at least until I get into second gear (Or, more accurately, second beer).

The basics are pretty simple, from what I gather: Bathe, speak English (Or whatever the local language happens to be, just say "Good evening, ma'am" rather than "Yo! Mama!"), have manners that are acceptable to those outside of a skid row tenement, and don't ever, ever, ever say 'shemale' unless you are referring to a vid title.

[i_wuv_shemales]

and don't ever, ever, ever say 'shemale' unless you are referring to a vid title.

Hehe, my other post cleared that up for me. But thank you SO MUCH anyway, because without asking I can guarantee that I would have violated that faux pas

And... second beer? maybe if I haven't eaten all day, lol!

[TrueBeauty TS]

....have manners that are acceptable to those outside of a skid row tenement...

One would think this doesn't need to be said, but........ I'm glad you said it. LOL







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[BeardedOne]

And... second beer? maybe if I haven't eaten all day, lol!

My current 'diet' is something like hotdog for breakfast, mystery microwave for lunch, and beer for dinner, so the second one can be quite relaxing in the evening. One gurl that I had dinner with was rather surprised that I was a beer drinker...I have to ask her about that.

...because without asking I can guarantee that I would have violated that faux pas...

Oh, the fox pass thing is a daily occurrence (Did I spell that right? Spell check is hemorrhaging) here. If you stick around long enough the various gurls will call you (Bonus points if the vets can name the offenders): A fag, a faceless cockbandit, a chaser, a pedophile, an ass kisser, a cock hound, um...dammit...there's so many! But you really win the prize when someone sez "Ah, shut yer cock holster!".