The HA food/music/porn thread

[Tomfurbs]

The board's been pretty quiet lately, so I thought I'd shake it up a bit with a thread that combines three of our great loves.

Remember all those 'What you having for supper tonight' threads?

And all those 'What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?' and 'Who's better, Sabbath or Steely Dan?' threads?

And I know you are aware of the 'Transgendered pornstar I want to give an anal prolapse to/ give me an anal prolapse' threads.

So lets combine these pleasures. Assuming you can multitask, what foodstuffs do you like to engorge on while jacking of and headbanging to your favourite compact disk?

Do you nibble at a bit of camembert while watching Suzanna Holmes rape some poor Brazillian twink, with Jackson Browne's winsome voice trilling in the background?

Or do you prefer watching Vicki Richter gangbang some LA lugheads with 'Welcome To The Jungle' pounding away on your Bang&Olufson's and Tommy's Burger cheese dribbling onto your chest?

Or what about Warren G/SexxxyJade/Cristal for all you G's out there.

For all you hipster/rural/indie/alterna kids, I bet it's some kind of hyper-real Mandy/Haribos starmix/Claire/Wilco/Pabst Blueribbon/Saves the day/Zoe/Cloves mishmash. Actually that sounds awesome...

Here's a picture of a transsexual pornstar's anus.

[hwbs]

is this like the seinfeld episode when george wanted to eat a pastrami sandwich while having sex and watching tv ,lol