MAN CHARGED WITH PUBLIC INDECENCY

[TS DANIELLE FOXXX]

http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-...a-patio-table/

Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table.

Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.

Price admitted that his skeevy antics took place both inside and outside of his home, and police say he did his table humping in broad daylight, not far from a school.

In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.

[Silcc69]

That is so stupid

[El Nino]

BBQ Sauce?

[justatransgirl]

Thanks for the laugh dear.

I read awhile back about some guy who fucked a doorknob and it came off and he got the thing stuck in his bum and had to have surgery to get it out. (Talk about a shitty job.)

Giggles,
TS Jamie

[tstv_lover]

Thanks for the laugh dear.

I read awhile back about some guy who fucked a doorknob and it came off and he got the thing stuck in his bum and had to have surgery to get it out. (Talk about a shitty job.)

Giggles,
TS Jamie

Wonder what the convo at A&E was like.

We'll, you'll find this difficult to believe, but....

[yodajazz]

http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-picnic-man-charged-with-screwing-a-patio-table/

Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table.

Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.

Price admitted that his skeevy antics took place both inside and outside of his home, and police say he did his table humping in broad daylight, not far from a school.

In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.

Hey, I'm from Ohio, and they have some pretty hot looking furniture around here. I'm a 'leg man', myself.

[zerrrr]

http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-picnic-man-charged-with-screwing-a-patio-table/

Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table.

Art Price, Jr., 40, has been charged with four counts of public indecency after a neighbor videotaped him getting all nasty with the umbrella hole in the middle of his plastic picnic table. Apparently preferring the table's legs in the air, Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it.

Price admitted that his skeevy antics took place both inside and outside of his home, and police say he did his table humping in broad daylight, not far from a school.

In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.

YouTube link please Miss Foxx.....

If he put it over an ant hole that would be pretty kinky. New fetish time....

[trish]

If the neighbor had been sufficiently attentive to his own furniture, he might not have noticed or complained. The grass is always greener...