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03-16-2008 #1
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What It Means To Be Irish
In the spirit of the season...
What It Means To Be Irish:
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political office.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short!
6) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or killing someone.
7) Many of your childhood meals were boiled.
You have never hit your head on a ceiling.
9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer (ya know ya were thinkin' about bein' bad, whether ya did it or not).
10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
11) You are, therefore, poetic a lot.
12) You will be punched for no good reason...a lot.
13) Some punches directed at you are legacies of past generations.
14) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen... and there is at least one member of your family with the full name of Mary Catherine Eileen.
15) Someone in your family is incredibly cheap. It is more than likely you.
16) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
17) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start talking.
1 You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.
19) There wasn't a huge difference between your last Wake and your last keg party.
20) You are, or know someone, named Murph.
21) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac then you know Sully. Then you probably know Sully McMurphy.
22) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
23) You have Irish Alzheimer's...your forget everything but the grudges!
24) 'Irish Stew' is a euphemism for 'boiled leftovers.'
25) All of your losses are alcohol related (loss of virginity, loss of drivers license, loss of money, loss of job, loss of significant other, loss of teeth from a punch...) but it never stops you from drinking.
26) You have such a level of respect for the truth that you use it sparingly.
Happy St. Patrick's Day
Alright Then.
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03-16-2008 #2
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irish american
No thats irish american not like us 100% irish lol
hung like a whore
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03-16-2008 #3
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well said!! we are very irish this year as we went out celebratin yesterday instead of the official day which is tomorrow!
Are You An Official Here?? Cos Your Officially Giving Me A Boner!!
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03-16-2008 #4
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Shaquille O'Neal and Tracy McGrady made the NBA....
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03-16-2008 #5
LOL....very funny. We have a few other things going for us as well....
The invention of whiskey as well as ...
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03-19-2008 #6
aye that be irish alright lol
although only a small part of me is irish(mostly german), I like to think it is the best part lol
Ben
"If you ain't Laughin, You ain't Livin" -Carlos Mencia