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Thread: flu shots??do they work????
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03-16-2008 #1Professional Poster
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flu shots??do they work????
i just got over the fuckin flu...i havent had it in about 5 yrs and bam it hit me early this week...i was just thinkin a lil while back bout gettin a flu shot an shit i summoned up a case...anyway does anyone know if this shot works....
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03-16-2008 #2Professional Poster
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Actually flu shots are likely the CAUSE of the recent mutant strain of the flu.
You see, by the shot being present, it forces the virus to mutate faster for survival purpose (versus the immune system naturally adapting and killing it), therefore making the evolution occur on a more rapid pace and making you sick, right now.
In my opinion (as well as many, many scientists), it is best for humanity to NOT take any flu shots, at all...
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03-16-2008 #3Veteran Poster
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Waste of time and money is my thoughts. I eat pickled ginger during the cooler months and that seems to stop it. I haven't had a flu or cold for years, not that I was very susceptible anyway, but the ginger has fortified my immune system.
Regards from The Combat Wombat
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03-16-2008 #4Platinum Poster
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Take super Noni juice every day and stay away from kids.
If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.
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03-16-2008 #5Junior Poster
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My advice is to talk to your doctor.
But, yes, flu shots are very effective in preventing the flu.
You never give me your money. You only give me your funny paper.
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03-16-2008 #65 Star Poster
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you would do better eating a clove of garlic and drinking chammomile tea and water mixed with 100 percent cranberry juice...
too much french fries, not enough shakes...
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03-16-2008 #7Junior Poster
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The flu virus thanks all of you for your advice.
You never give me your money. You only give me your funny paper.
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03-16-2008 #8Professional Poster
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FUCK NO.
I NEVER GET THE FLU. EVER. 10 YEARS AGO SOME ONE CONVINCED ME TO GET ONE. I GOT THE FLU A WEEK LATER.
UNLESS YOU ARE REALLY OLD OR IMMUNE COMPROMISED.......I SAY STAY AWAY.
SAME THING WITH BOTOX INJECTIONS........IT'S FUCKING BOTULISM THEY ARE PUTTING INTO YOU!
GOOD THINGS
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03-16-2008 #9Veteran Poster
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Originally Posted by wombat33
Yeah but BOTOX cures ugly, thats gross... Get it fixed girls.
I don't like white people either.
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03-16-2008 #10stillies77Guest
I got the stomach flu for the last 2 years and i didnt get a flu shot then this year i got a flu shot and everything is a-ok...woo.
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