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    Eggbert Veteran Poster eggbert's Avatar
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    Default This is as bizarre as it gets




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    yeah, i hate when that happens.


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    woman take way too much time in the bathroom, but that's rediculous



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    Uuuuuhhh, no! You may flush that story you know where. I find that too much of a reach to believe.


    ... on the other hand, this story is kind of bizarre, but also believable.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080314/od_nm/engagement_dc


    Uh, duuuuhhh.


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    you always say, " that you are just going to visit and then you stay forever. "


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    So when the guy's friends and family came over to visit and they all asked "Where's your girlfriend?" the guy simply replied "Stuck to my toilet seat."

    Come on! Give me a break! That's frickin' ludicrous! I hope he had another toilet to use in the meantime. God, she must've been like 400 pounds to have her skin grow around the toilet seat.



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    Gross thought, but when he had to use the restroom, was she the conduit?


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    Sounds too wierd to be true but I keep finding things on the internet about it. Here's a short interview with one of the cops that removed her from the toilet. Makes you wonder where he went to the bathroom, or if she ever took a shower, or what was she doing for 2 years or just what the fuck were they thinking!

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/



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    Quote Originally Posted by eggbert
    Sounds too weird to be true but I keep finding things on the internet about it. Here's a short interview with one of the cops that removed her from the toilet. Makes you wonder where he went to the bathroom, or if she ever took a shower, or what was she doing for 2 years or just what the fuck were they thinking!

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/
    I still don't buy it, Eggbert. I mean, this seems like a Fracture Fairy Tale in real life. The woman with the toilet seat is similar to the prince at 3:45. Hee-hee.

    Enjoy:





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    I'll bet $5 that the guy and his girlfriend are related



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