Onelegged tgirl

[frank]

We thought their wern't midget transsexuals but we found those this year.

[fitfred]

heather maCartney - she does it for you!!! you rich?? you got a gold mine - and you'll need to be deaf to avoid listening to her drivel as well...yuck

[NYCe]

Would you suck on the stump?

[amplover]

Dear All,

this search is still valid ... unfortunately since now I have not been successful in meeting the onelegged tranny that I have been dreaming of for so many years ... any advice will be most welcome - thank you!

[Jericho]

I knew a buddy who was engadged to a girl with a wooden leg once

Oh great, now we got to worry about woodworm as well?

[eclipsemint]

I dated a one legged girl for a while. She used to hop into bed with me every night.

[Nicole Dupre]

A boy who lost his eye finally got up the courage to ask a girl with one leg to the prom.

Thinking that no one would ever ask a one-legged girl to a prom, she yelled in excitement, "Oh, would I! Would I!"

The disappointed boy's feelings were hurt, and he replied, "Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you too, peg-leg!"

[TheGuard]

I'd suggest just finding a t-girl and then cutting off one of her legs. Now this is important, when you do you have to be wearing a fake mustache so when she gets mad at you, you can blame your evil twin.

[rockabilly]

She's not trans but she is cute.

Amber Amputee

[eclipsemint]

I dated a one legged girl for a while. She used to hop into bed with me every night.

Oh! I just remembered her name...Eileen!

Sorry, that was really lame.