If you listen to Coast to Coast AM, you'll know who this guy is.
For those of you who do not....J.C. is a fellow who calls up the show, with either Art Bell, Ian Punnet, or Geroge Noory, and he calls, claiming to be god's 10 star general.....I'll let the clip explain it all.

Anyhow, I'll post another one every now and again. This guy cracks me up.