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02-12-2008 #1Platinum Poster
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The Worst Blowjob you ever had?!?
Interested in knowing the worst blowjob you ever had.
Feel free to give details.
If it brings up any nightmares later on when you go to sleep I apologize.
I'll go 1st..........................
Right out of training in the USAF, really hot chick and I flirted heavily and she had braces.................. She tried but when she got the condom stuck in her teeth the mood was gone.................
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02-12-2008 #2Junior Poster
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Sounds like a bummer JWBL but for the record I would like to state that even a bad blow job is a good thing.
Mine was a chick I went out with a couple of times in college, her problem was that she thought my cock had to be sucked hard like a baby gnawing on a pacifier. I tried to get her to loosen her lips a bit but she just could not bring her self to do it. By the time I shot my load my cock felt like it had been drug behind a pickup on a gravel road...
let the good times roll..
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02-12-2008 #3Rookie Poster
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Mine happened wit som random chic I met at a bar up in San Jose..who just could not get da job done...I finally told her to just stop & that I would finish my self off..& which time she proceeded to tear up and tell me that she could do it, that she was determined to make me cum...But I said it was cool & wacked myself to a happy ending in under 2 min flat..what pissed me off about it was that I had eatin her out for like an hour & half while she came over & over and it turns out she sucks at givin head...no pun intended
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02-12-2008 #4Rookie Poster
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02-12-2008 #5Silver Poster
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there was a really fine papi that came over when i stayed at norbits house .... well my computer was in the room and it must have gone to sleep or some shit . Well i had it set to show pictures when it was off too long and when i tell you that that bitchies picture poped up naked smiling and waving at the cam i lost all feeling for poor sabastian and told him to stop
and to make it worse i could not perform on him either it was a really fucked up night ... i wlll never forget it because his dick was so hard for me ...
i wonder how it would have gone if he would have seen the pic .... he probably would have punched me in the face .
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02-13-2008 #6Veteran Poster
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It was in college. I dated a girl who lived with her grandmother, who was stone cold deaf.
We would wait for her to go to sleep and make out.
Finally, it got to the point where I was sitting on the couch and she took my pants down and took my tool in her hands. After she got it pointin up, she put her mouth on it and just kept boping up and down, in and out of the mouth, nothing else. I finally had to explain to he rthat , althought it was called a blow job, she had to suck it not blow on it.
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02-14-2008 #7Junior Poster
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Originally Posted by Arc-Angel
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11-09-2008 #8Senior Member Junior Poster
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I was being blown by a really fine 'cock-eyed' girl. She had a small mouth however and could not manage my girth with her lips. Unfortunately she kept trying so terribly that her teeth became involved and scared me for life! (wince) I was so disgusted I went and begged up my ex-girlfriend for a good blowjob & some pussy!
Some are obviously into the male genitalia on a woman...moreso than a woman who just happens to have or have had male genitalia.
That to me is a stark distinction between TG admirers. I am the latter...Which one are you?
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11-09-2008 #9Professional Poster
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Mine was in college. I was at this chick's apartment and she was blowing me with her teeth. When I told her, she said something like "Why does it matter, you should be happy you're getting a blowjob." So I took her index finger in my mouth, sucked it and grated it with my teeth so she could get the idea. I thought she did, but...
It still wasn't a toothless session.
"Can't worry about what another nigga think, now that's liberation and baby I want it."
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11-09-2008 #10Veteran Poster
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It was this gentlemen who came to see me in Nyc 1998,, he was like i hope you like being given oral....." which i adore"!.. he continued to brag while i got ready, about how great his "SKILLS & TATICS" are well aside from the generous gift he handed me i was like " HELL YOU CAN'T EVER GO WRONG WITH GIVING ME A GENEROUS GIFT AND SOME BOMB ASS HEAD!!!....RIGHT?................................. ..............WRONG!!!!..... as soon a he shoved my dick into his mouth ,,, he took a bite out of it!!!!... i guess he thought i was the owl in the tootsie pop commercial and he wanted to get to the chewy center............NOT!
I DECKED HIS ASS SO HARD N THE FACE ... HE GAGGED,,,,,HE WAS LIKE : BUT I WAS JUST GETTING STARTED I WAS LIKE MOTHER FUCKER ANYMORE AND YOU WOULD'VE LEFT MY ASS POST -OP.!
NOW WHEN THEY GIVE ME HEAD, IM SOOO PARANOID ...LOLL.
............I am Bella Swan.
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