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    Default Penis enlargement tips?

    I heard a lot of girls that want to be functional get silicon injections and /or cut the suspensatory ligament to have their cocks bigger? Any truth to this or any real ways to get extra girth or length?



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    One girl had an elephant penis attached via surgery in Mexico...its all true.



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    If you wanted a big dick, you shoud have done a better job choosing your parents.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hippifried
    If you wanted a big dick, you shoud have done a better job choosing your parents.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hippifried
    If you wanted a big dick, you shoud have done a better job choosing your parents.
    Now there's an example of speaking before thinking.



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    I'm pretty sure silicone and ligament cutting are the enemy of functionality.

    Go look up "Matters of Size" on Google.
    Also, I believe there was a Wikipedia article that linked to a study saying that pumps actually ~do~ work, and better than just about anything else.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ottorocket
    One girl had an elephant penis attached via surgery in Mexico...its all true.
    yeah, I hear she packed it in a trunk! :P

    but on a more serious note, I have been reading that there is a devise similiar to what they use to stretch bones and it is placed over the penis and screws are turned a little each day to put pressure on the organ and little by little the penis is stretched.....any one have any real feedback on this---most all devises are fraud and don't do anything. That ligament cut is the old penis doctors trick and ever after you will have you cock pointing at the ground, although you appear to gain an inch or so, but that surgery had bad results and doc was sued into oblivion.


    "Somebody is going to get fucked tonight, make up your mind, is it going to be me or you?"

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    i feel your pain i too was cursed with the white man's burden


    and that's why the cubs will never win the series

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    Why would any girl want a BIGGER dick? Ewwww....

    Giggle,
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