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    Joanna Jet Veteran Poster joannajet's Avatar
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    Default Joanna Jet and the AVN TS Performer Award

    Hi Allanah,

    Just because you won the AVN TS Performer of the year award, it does not mean that I can no longer choose when I want to make your career into my topic darling

    In those rare and occasional times that I do make posts on hung angels, they are almost always consist of much great time-considered prose and have demonstrated an apparent ability to kill off even the most fervent of topics!!

    As I have no wish to kill off this topic before it even starts, I will refrain to just a bunch a bullet points that I know, should you see them Allanah, you will totally understand; So here goes:

    - Bitch, you got what I thought was my holy grail
    - Tell Gia I think of you both as evil witches who conspired against me!!
    - Of all the witches, you two will always be my favourites
    - Thank you for remembering where the TS AVN award started
    - Thank you for remembering when TS stars became recognised by AVN
    - The first was an injustice, every one since has been justly deserved
    - The first was the one that meant everything and I gave it everything
    - The first is the year when TS stars became people, not objects
    - This year, with the UK awards stripping the TS categories, I understood
    - My holy grail is a legacy of rightful recognition which started 5 years ago

    What I considered as my holy grail in order to fulfill my need for self-gratification has resulted, starting with Vaniity, Vicki, Buck, Gia and, most recently, Allanah, in TS performers obtaining acknowledgement in their contribution to the industry and becoming a matter of record and history alongside their male and female counterparts.

    I offer you my sincerest congratulations Allanah, as well as all those that came before you, who are no longer pornstars that just came, went and then forgotten, but will instead remain for all time in the anals of the adult industry.


    Yours,

    Joanna Jet
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    Default Re: Joanna Jet and the AVN TS Performer Award

    Quote Originally Posted by joannajet
    Hi Allanah,

    Just because you won the AVN TS Performer of the year award, it does not mean that I can no longer choose when I want to make your career into my topic darling

    In those rare and occasional times that I do make posts on hung angels, they are almost always consist of much great time-considered prose and have demonstrated an apparent ability to kill off even the most fervent of topics!!

    As I have no wish to kill off this topic before it even starts, I will refrain to just a bunch a bullet points that I know, should you see them Allanah, you will totally understand; So here goes:

    - Bitch, you got what I thought was my holy grail
    - Tell Gia I think of you both as evil witches who conspired against me!!
    - Of all the witches, you two will always be my favourites
    - Thank you for remembering where the TS AVN award started
    - Thank you for remembering when TS stars became recognised by AVN
    - The first was an injustice, every one since has been justly deserved
    - The first was the one that meant everything and I gave it everything
    - The first is the year when TS stars became people, not objects
    - This year, with the UK awards stripping the TS categories, I understood
    - My holy grail is a legacy of rightful recognition which started 5 years ago

    What I considered as my holy grail in order to fulfill my need for self-gratification has resulted, starting with Vaniity, Vicki, Buck, Gia and, most recently, Allanah, in TS performers obtaining acknowledgement in their contribution to the industry and becoming a matter of record and history alongside their male and female counterparts.

    I offer you my sincerest congratulations Allanah, as well as all those that came before you, who are no longer pornstars that just came, went and then forgotten, but will instead remain for all time in the anals of the adult industry.


    Yours,

    Joanna Jet
    xxx
    I can't tell what to make of this post.

    Gia and Allanah conspired against JJ? That's just an inside joke right?



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    A Very Grooby Guy Platinum Poster GroobySteven's Avatar
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    Glad to hear that your alive and well Joanna - and that your wit, insight and forthrightness is still kicking also.

    seanchai



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    Nice to know you're alive and well, Joanna.



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    I've done my service Platinum Poster Willie Escalade's Avatar
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    We love you Joanna! We miss you Joanna!


    William Escalade is no more. He's done his service to the site.

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    LMAO



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    Default Re: Joanna Jet and the AVN TS Performer Award

    Quote Originally Posted by joannajet

    but will instead remain for all time in the anals of the adult industry.
    Nifty pun.

    Wow... Joanna Jet posting on HA eh? We should open a bottle or something.
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    What I thought was a real bitch fest turned into a compliment at the end. How confusing was that?

    Hope to see Joanna back on the screen soon. She steals every scene she's in.



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    i love english humour , best in the world tbh


    Crusader!!!

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