ATTN: ALL MY FO'INE (ebonic for fine) TS WOMEN; REQUEST

[Thuggish_Intellect]

If you have any pictures of You or any of your girls doing the "Assclap" please post em' up or link them up in this post.

I think that's the most sexiest shit on earth when yall can make that ass clap.


Fellas if you feel me back me up so we can get some love in this post fam...

[LG]

Okay. I'm not from the US, so I might require an interpreter here. I thought I was hip with your Americanisms, but 'assclap' had me stumped.

I looked it up and noted that urbandictionary.com defines it as 'a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"' which got me wondering what 'twirkin' means.

Then I found these lyrics:

"Make dat ass clap make it snap(talk to me now!)
Make dat ass smack when I slap (talk to me now!)
If you is the baddest, booty the fattest
Let me hear you holla out I yi yi "

Very poetic.

So yeah, whatever, let's see some assclapping pics. And some cool twirking pics and pics of asses snapping and clapping when they're smacked and slapped and please, please somebody tell me where the hell I can find a dictionary of contemporary American slang.

By the way, I usually spell it 'arse'. Apparently it's from the German 'arsch'. I was also always told that ass is a very acceptable word for a donkey, hence references in the Bible to people riding their asses. Just thought you'd be interested.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

props on the new profile pic thuggish

[Ecstatic]

Hey LG, it's cool, I'm an American (with an MA in English, no less) and I'm often baffled by the slang which seems to change daily and vary widely from demographic to demographic (just check the different meanings of "tweak" for instance). At least "assclap" isn't a variant of "the clap," lol.

[flabbybody]

for the white nerds of this board (me being president and chief executive), can someone go over some basic and often used ebonic expressions, so I'm not totally in left field? just easy stuff that would come up in a club when talking to a girl. thx

[blckhaze]

for the white nerds of this board (me being president and chief executive), can someone go over some basic and often used ebonic expressions, so I'm not totally in left field? just easy stuff that would come up in a club when talking to a girl. thx

lol, TI and JWBL, which one of us should go over this one.

[mixedprettyboy]

Can they make it clap with all the silicone?

[Ecstatic]

What is the sound of one ass clapping?

[suckseed]

So yeah, whatever, let's see some assclapping pics. And some cool twirking pics and pics of asses snapping and clapping when they're smacked and slapped and please, please somebody tell me where the hell I can find a dictionary of contemporary American slang.


you guys are killin me. my brother just yelled from the living room, "what is so f^*&in funny in there."

[suckseed]

I set my jaw and did some research on this.

Big Ed Come Home With Me lyrics
Throw your hands up if you gettin down tonight
Throw your hands up if you gettin freaky tonight
Now don't be shy see you twirkin over there baby
The way you bouncin work your hips drives a man crazy


B2k - Dunka Lyrics exerpt

[Verse 2 Snoop:]

You gotta use what you got
Just to get what you want, yeah
You twirkin it and working it with a lot of pad
I see that you got a bright future behind you

Hopefully it's all crystal clear now LS.
BTW who's the honey in your avatar?

What's black and at the top of the stairs?



Christopher Reeve after the fire.