Christmas Prizes: HA Biggest Brown Nose

[Leverage87]

I'm just gonna sit back and watch how this one pans out...

[Night Rider]

So let me get this straight: the raison d'etre for this thread is to display your online skills at bullying and establishing one's position in the male dominance hierarchy; i.e. the animal kingdom's way of impressing the girls. So how is that different from brown nosing?

Accusing anyone here of brown nosing the girls also implies that nosing the girls results in a brown nose. I personally take offense at the suggestion. That might happen when you guys sniff each others asses, but really…the girls here are much more hygienic.

LOL

If I was serious about this thread then you would have me in 'check mate', but it's just a bit of fun. I only made it because there were two threads on "HA unsung Hero(ine)" so I thought we'd throw 'brown nose' into the equation since it's xmas and all...

Prizes for everyone!!!

[blckhaze]

opcorn opcorn

[Legend]

There's your answers below

Don't worry if being pathetic was critique for giving awards you would win every catergory,

HA's lifeless underachievement award

Says the guy that still watches cartoons and plays games..

HA's most drug addicted poster

Drug free :P

HA's most alcoholic user

Most alcoholic user? Try and make sense once in your life. Most adults drink alcohol, you'll realise this when your voice breaks.

HA's most mentally disturb poster

Honda takes that one, followed by Nicole....you're a close 3rd

HA user most likely to look at his pathetic life and commit sucide user

You're up there along with the guy that created a suicide thread..

HA user likely to lie about his excessive posting by giving same bullshit car accident story

You've questioned this before and I posted my doctor's sick line that excuses me from work..

You're known as the resident bitch of HA, you were even voted in the "most feminine" thread that was created for girls..

Nothing you can say with take away any of your pathetic achievements,you've earned each one of them.

Pretty interesting find here,

Facts on Fatherless Kids

Drug Use: "...the absence of the father in the home affects significantly the behavior of adolescents and results in the greater use of alcohol and marijuana."
Source: Deane Scott Berman, "Risk Factors Leading to Adolescent Substance Abuse," Adolescence 30 (1995)

Drinking problems. Teenagers living in single-parent households are more likely to abuse alcohol and at an earlier age compared to children reared in two-parent households
Source: Terry E. Duncan, Susan C. Duncan and Hyman Hops, "The Effects of Family Cohesiveness and Peer Encouragement on the Development of Adolescent Alcohol Use: A Cohort-Sequential Approach to the Analysis of Longitudinal Data," Journal of Studies on Alcohol 55 (1994)

Deadly predictions. A family structure index -- a composite index based on the annual rate of children involved in divorce and the percentage of families with children present that are female-headed -- is a strong predictor of suicide among young adult and adolescent white males.
Source: Patricia L. McCall and Kenneth C. Land, "Trends in White Male Adolescent, Young-Adult and Elderly Suicide: Are There Common Underlying Structural Factors?" Social Science Research 23, 1994.

High risk. Fatherless children are at dramatically greater risk of suicide.
Source: U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, National Center for Health Statistics, Survey on Child Health, Washington, DC, 1993.

Suicidal Tendencies. In a study of 146 adolescent friends of 26 adolescent suicide victims, teens living in single-parent families are not only more likely to commit suicide but also more likely to suffer from psychological disorders, when compared to teens living in intact families.
Source: David A. Brent, et al. "Post-traumatic Stress Disorder in Peers of Adolescent Suicide Victims: Predisposing Factors and Phenomenology." Journal of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry 34, 1995.

Emotional distress. Children living with a never-married mother are more likely to have been treated for emotional problems.
Source: L. Remez, "Children Who Don't Live with Both Parents Face Behavioral Problems," Family Planning Perspectives (January/February 1992).

Likeliest to succeed: Kids who live with both biological parents at age 14 are significantly more likely to graduate from high school than those kids who live with a single parent, a parent and step-parent, or neither parent.
Source: G.D. Sandefur (et al.), "The Effects of Parental Marital Status...", Social Forces, September 1992.

Dadless and dumb: At least one-third of children experiencing a parental separation "demonstrated a significant decline in academic performance" persisting at least three years.
Source: L.M.C. Bisnairs (et al.), American Journal of Orthopsychiatry, no. 60 (1990)

Psychiatric Problems. In 1988, a study of preschool children admitted to New Orleans hospitals as psychiatric patients over a 34-month period found that nearly 80 percent came from fatherless homes.
Source: Jack Block, et al. "Parental Functioning and the Home Environment in Families of Divorce," Journal of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, 27 (198

http://www.photius.com/feminocracy/f...rless_kids.htm


The statistics are old but they are still accurate and all apply to you so basically you being a pathetic suicidal emotional angry loser all boils down to you not having a father.So instead of spending your time on here pretending to be some internet toughguy maybe you should put forth the same amount of effort into getting your fucked up life together.

[Night Rider]

That's quite alot of research you've done there legend...I didn't know that you cared for me that much.

That has to be the "biggest loser's individual post" 2007....congrats..

You've cemented your place as the biggest bitch on the forum. If that's what you're trying to achieve then carry on, you're doing a 5 star job...

[hondarobot]

That's quite alot of research you've done there legend...I didn't know that you cared for me that much.

That has to be the "biggest loser's individual post" 2007....congrats..

You've cemented your place as the biggest bitch on the forum. If that's what you're trying to achieve then carry on, you're doing a 5 star job...

Ha! You've done more post digging then anyone on this forum. Oh, wait, your "friends" sent you those posts.

Loser.

[Night Rider]

That's quite alot of research you've done there legend...I didn't know that you cared for me that much.

That has to be the "biggest loser's individual post" 2007....congrats..

You've cemented your place as the biggest bitch on the forum. If that's what you're trying to achieve then carry on, you're doing a 5 star job...

Ha! You've done more post digging then anyone on this forum. Oh, wait, your "friends" sent you those posts.

Loser.

Yeah, I got sent a few links but I've dug a few up also. Anyone that hasn't read them is missing out on quality laughs at your expense. Don't make me go digging. Actually we figured out that you enjoy being humiliated so I'll leave it for another day...

[trish]

LOL

If I was serious about this thread then you would have me in 'check mate', but it's just a bit of fun. I only made it because there were two threads on "HA unsung Hero(ine)" so I thought we'd throw 'brown nose' into the equation since it's xmas and all...

Prizes for everyone!!!

I don't know, NR. Seems to me you might be serious about this thread, in which case you already conceded the mate.

And YOU...honda and legend. WTF!!! Do I have to send EVERYBODY to their rooms??? Oh that's right, all of you ARE in your rooms

Look. Get outside or post some porn. Do something constructive. NOW

[hondarobot]

LOL

If I was serious about this thread then you would have me in 'check mate', but it's just a bit of fun. I only made it because there were two threads on "HA unsung Hero(ine)" so I thought we'd throw 'brown nose' into the equation since it's xmas and all...

Prizes for everyone!!!

I don't know, NR. Seems to me you might be serious about this thread, in which case you already conceded the mate.

And YOU...honda and legend. WTF!!! Do I have to send EVERYBODY to their rooms??? Oh that's right, all of you ARE in your rooms

Look. Get outside or post some porn. Do something constructive. NOW

Ha! I'm on my way out right now. I just hate trolls.

[Night Rider]

LOL

If I was serious about this thread then you would have me in 'check mate', but it's just a bit of fun. I only made it because there were two threads on "HA unsung Hero(ine)" so I thought we'd throw 'brown nose' into the equation since it's xmas and all...

Prizes for everyone!!!

I don't know, NR. Seems to me you might be serious about this thread, in which case you already conceded the mate.

That's the good thing about forums, everyone has different opinions. In this case you're wrong but how am I going to convince you otherwise? As far as I know, there is no internet lie detector tests to prove to you. :P