where to buy a fucking machine?

[biguy4tvtscd]

i think one of these should be installed in every hotel room and run on quarters.

You're thinking small. Put a credit card swiper on that bad boy, charge by the minute, and watch the money roll in.

[Iggy]

Let's see,
electric motor
potentiometer
electrical cord
wood
stroke wheel
dildo

...viola.

A viola?
Would be quite difficult to play this while using the machine, surely?

[DL_NL]

Hahahaha! Thanks, I could use some humor.

[NYBURBS]

i think one of these should be installed in every hotel room and run on quarters.

You're thinking small. Put a credit card swiper on that bad boy, charge by the minute, and watch the money roll in.

Now there is a man with a keen business mind

[SXFX]

If your a cute girl, Hi I'm some times called a machine
If you are not....ah...an out of balance washer will do!

[mugiwara]

at a fucking store perhaps?

[msbhaven]

This thread has really been good for a cheap laugh or two.

[Paladin]

You don't need all that shit, just get a SawsAll and put a dildo on the end where the blade would be and bolt it to a chair or stand.

[scroller]

i think one of these should be installed in every hotel room and run on quarters.

You're thinking small. Put a credit card swiper on that bad boy, charge by the minute, and watch the money roll in.

The idea is not to make money; the point is to have cheap fucking machines available for use by all of us.