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    Default where to buy a fucking machine?

    Anyone know where I can purchase one? Im sure youre all familiar with them. I realize they can be bought online and shipped but thats not possible for me. Can they be bought in sex stores that anyone knows of.
    In NY. Thanks....



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    Depends what kind of fucking machine you want. The planet is full of fucking machines.



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    go to fuckingmachines.com...seriously


    still looking for a fun nyc girl for play and maybe more.I need to practice my skills

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    Starting your Christmas shopping early?


    Success lies not in being the best, but in doing your best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by biguy4tvtscd
    Starting your Christmas shopping early?
    lmao

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    Build one.
    I can't think of anything so simple to construct, yet so stupidly expensive to buy.

    Let's see,
    electric motor
    potentiometer
    electrical cord
    wood
    stroke wheel
    dildo

    ...viola.



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    The gift that keeps on giving



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    I volunteer! You can fuck me all you want. I'm a human fucking machine!

    Here try this one on for size.

    Giggle,
    TS Jamie
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacShreach
    Depends what kind of fucking machine you want. The planet is full of fucking machines.
    Totally. Wanna buy my fucking van?



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    i think one of these should be installed in every hotel room and run on quarters. thanks for the pic, justatransgirl.
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