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    Default What's your best pick-up line?

    I'm trying out a new pick-up line. Direct and to the point...

    "Hi, I'm Jamie. Do you want to XXXX me for $$?"

    Tried it last night when we went out, the 4th guy took the bait.

    Giggle,
    TS Jamie



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    "Hi, Jamie...Your dick, or mine!?!?



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    "grab your bag bitch....you'll have to do"

    "do you know what'd look fantastic on you?.....ME"



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    "I want to lick your thighs." Hasn't failed me yet.


    "If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler." Jack Lambert, 1990 HoF Introduction.

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    Unquestionably, "Interested in doing a bit of business?"

    Usually followed by, "And what is on the menu this evening?"




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    "I've got a stiff dick and no place to put it, are you open?"



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    i dont have any. Which would probably explain why i havent gotten laid in 2 months.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EyeCumInPiece
    i dont have any. Which would probably explain why i havent gotten laid in 2 months.



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    Quote Originally Posted by EyeCumInPiece
    i dont have any. Which would probably explain why i havent gotten laid in 2 months.
    Start takin' notes. This thread may change you luck!!!



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    Want to get naked and touch?

    Let's go back to my place, drink beer and XXXX. What's wrong, you don't like beer?



    Before You Attempt to Beat the Odds, Be Sure You Could Survive The Odds Beating You.

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