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11-24-2007 #1Platinum Poster
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What's the worst compliment for the opposite sex?!?
What is the absolute WORST compliment a member of the opposite sex can give?
For a woman to a man I've narrowed it down to 2:
- your a good friend (i.e. you will NEVER get this pussy)
he's such a nice guy (you're the complete OPPOSITE of what gets her pussy wet)
for men to women
- i like you as a friend (i know you like me, envision us married with kids, but it ain't happening, you look like a dull fuck)
your advice means so much to me (I use you to find out what the chick I'm fucking or wanna fuck is thinking, that's it.......no dick for you!!!!!!!!!!)
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JWBL™
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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11-24-2007 #2Professional Poster
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A female friend of mine was once told in a bar "You'd be cute if you weren't so fat... not that I mind that."
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11-24-2007 #3Gold Poster
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F2M
What would I do without you? (Don't even think about trying to make this relationship sexual)
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11-24-2007 #45 Star Poster
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chick to guy:
"you are the one I can always count on"
meaning: you are stupid enough to jump when she snaps her fingers, yet you wont get anything from her more than a kiss on your cheek
Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi
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11-24-2007 #5Professional Poster
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lol so far their all true.
F2M
"You're the sweetest guy I've ever been with"
translation: How can I break up with this guy without hurting his feelings.
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11-24-2007 #6Professional Poster
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Woman to man: You're my best friend!
Woman to man: You give the best advice!
Man to woman: You're like one of the guys.
There's less for men to women, because we'd bag our female friends too!
Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
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11-24-2007 #7Professional Poster
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^ Damn right!
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11-24-2007 #8Professional Poster
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A couple days on the treain i heard a guy say to a girl walking by "nice fatty, bitch." I found that to be a very classy line.
"I used to say that politics was the second oldest profession, and I have come to know that it bears a gross similarity to the first."
-Ronald Reagan
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11-24-2007 #9Platinum Poster
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From guys to transexuals:
"You have gorgeous hair..Is that your real hair?" LOL
Also:
"You are pretty and very passable. So are you a transexual or a transvestite"?
"You're so hot. Would you suck my cock"?
"You're cute, Let's sit in the back"
"I wouldn't have known you were a transexual. Can I see it"?
"Do you like my body"? (then start dancing like a stripper) LOL
There's a lot more but..
~Kisses.
HTG
HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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11-24-2007 #10Junior Poster
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F2M
"You're so sweet." (You're so fucking ugly.)
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