Sexy Farts

[Dino Velvet]

Lmao OMG Dino..that's not going to fly! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

Aw c'mon. You ever fart on a guy right after he pulls his meat out of your ass or maybe have a little wet gristle leak out?

I used to date a girl who was a real champ at sucking cock. She would swallow my paste so good that it felt like it was coming out of both ends. A few times I had to wipe my ass with her pillow when she wasn't paying attention just to be sure. Her bedding had earthy tones so my peanut butter racing stripes were disguised pretty well.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Nope!

LOL@earthy tones so my peanut butter racing stripes Ewww Gross!

~Kisses.

HTG

[DJ_Asia]

My ex wife is a pretty well known female porn star/director and prior to that a Penthouse Pet and stripper.She also enjoyed indulging in domination as well.

She used to work at this place in the SFV back in her stripper days and had this regular customer,an attorney named Marty.He was SO into farts!

She would call him and say"Marty I had Taco Bell for lunch"...dude would drop everything and head over for some noxious fume fun...no wonder she called him "Farty Marty"...ahhh the good old days!

[suckseed]

wow.

[Dino Velvet]

My ex wife is a pretty well known female porn star/director and prior to that a Penthouse Pet and stripper.She also enjoyed indulging in domination as well.

She used to work at this place in the SFV back in her stripper days and had this regular customer,an attorney named Marty.He was SO into farts!

She would call him and say"Marty I had Taco Bell for lunch"...dude would drop everything and head over for some noxious fume fun...no wonder she called him "Farty Marty"...ahhh the good old days!

That reminds me, I once went to this strip club on Hollywood Bl that used to be The Cave. There was this brunette with big tits on stage and I went up to the front to get a better look. I threw a few dollars at her and she came my way. She layed on her back facing me and spead her legs so I could check the goods. Then, for some reason, she started letting out these pussy farts on command. I don't know why she thought this would turn me on. Her pussy looked like Mr Ed yawning and it smelled like the tide just rolled in.

[grollem]

I bet its kind of a form of fore play to fecalpheliacs.

OH ghost poo!

[SarahG]

When I'm too lazy or don't have time to go to the laundromat, I just stick my shorts to the wall stain first and let the ants, roaches, and centipedes eat away at the crust until they're clean. As far as my ass goes, I need to keep my ass hair at a reasonable level. If I don't groom back there, the hair will get matted forming a net and I get dingleberries the size of Christmas ornaments.

I gotta learn to stop reading this board before I go to bed. I don't think I have a weak stomach, but that was just plain disturbing.

[Dino Velvet]

I remember this thread.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I remember this thread.

Only you would know it exists!!!

[DarylWashington]

Lolz