Sexy Farts

[hwbs]

nasty.....

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I'd crawl through three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust on the truck that took your dirty skivvies to the laundry!

Dude, I hope you're not talking about mine. If I don't change my drawers for about a week, you can smell them from three miles away. I've had UN Inspectors show up at my house looking for chemical weapons and I have police cadaver dogs scratching on my front door on a regular basis.

ROTFLMAO...Dino, An Atomic Bomb wouldn't make your ass smell good!!! I understand your ass is the reason a Pug's face looks like it does.

[Dino Velvet]

When I'm too lazy or don't have time to go to the laundromat, I just stick my shorts to the wall stain first and let the ants, roaches, and centipedes eat away at the crust until they're clean. As far as my ass goes, I need to keep my ass hair at a reasonable level. If I don't groom back there, the hair will get matted forming a net and I get dingleberries the size of Christmas ornaments.

One time I tore a giant dingleberry out of my crack, jerked off into a dixie cup, put the cum in a turkey baster, injected the cum into the center of the large dingleberry, and gave it to my sweetie telling her it was a Cadbury Egg. She was a nice broad. The year before on Valentine's Day I passed gas into an envelope and quickly sealed it. She opened the envelope and dry heaved for 10 minutes. When she came to she pulled out the note I wrote her that said, "Nothing Says I Love You Like A Flutter Fart."

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

nasty.....

LOL I know!

~Kisses.

HTG

[Dino Velvet]

nasty.....

LOL I know!

~Kisses.

HTG

Sorry, I was just trying to be sexy. That dude that wanted to take a bong hit of methane out of your ass is a freak though.

HTG, if you're interested, we can jump in the bathtub together and I can turn it into a jacuzzi in a jiffy especially if I have a bad stomach that day. I can even aim the bubbles in your direction to work the kinks out of your tired muscles. Just don't bite the bubbles when they surface because they'll taste nasty.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao OMG Dino..that's not going to fly! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[suckseed]

I once farted in bed with a girl the very first time we were together...three times in sync...it was her cooking that did it...

[Quinn]

Bet you that guy hast to beat the women off of him with a stick, huh? Smoooooooth...

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

I once farted in bed with a girl the very first time we were together...three times in sync...it was her cooking that did it...

I thought we were talking about my molestation of Vicki Richter? You kinda jumped threads on me. I'll follow you.

You fucked up.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Heh, it's not unheard of, I think I've seen a site or two dedicated to this. Just another human fetish. Some people like feet, others enjoy hairy pussies, some like enormous tits, other fancey scat. A while back, I was fucking a chick you liked being pissed on.

Just any crazy flavor in the sundae of life

Your comment reminded me of this hot guy I know who likes hairy legs and armpits on girls! Sadly I couldn't bear and stand to grow mines out so nothing ever happened between us. I cannot compromise on my grooming and have hairy legs and armpits just to please him even if he was willing to pay me for that fetish! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG