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Thread: Sexy Farts
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11-17-2007 #11
nasty.....
u will be fucking fat bitches in no time
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11-17-2007 #12Originally Posted by Dino Velvet
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11-17-2007 #13
When I'm too lazy or don't have time to go to the laundromat, I just stick my shorts to the wall stain first and let the ants, roaches, and centipedes eat away at the crust until they're clean. As far as my ass goes, I need to keep my ass hair at a reasonable level. If I don't groom back there, the hair will get matted forming a net and I get dingleberries the size of Christmas ornaments.
One time I tore a giant dingleberry out of my crack, jerked off into a dixie cup, put the cum in a turkey baster, injected the cum into the center of the large dingleberry, and gave it to my sweetie telling her it was a Cadbury Egg. She was a nice broad. The year before on Valentine's Day I passed gas into an envelope and quickly sealed it. She opened the envelope and dry heaved for 10 minutes. When she came to she pulled out the note I wrote her that said, "Nothing Says I Love You Like A Flutter Fart."
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11-19-2007 #14Originally Posted by hollywoodbuckstrap
~Kisses.
HTG
HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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11-19-2007 #15Originally Posted by Hara_Juku Tgirl
HTG, if you're interested, we can jump in the bathtub together and I can turn it into a jacuzzi in a jiffy especially if I have a bad stomach that day. I can even aim the bubbles in your direction to work the kinks out of your tired muscles. Just don't bite the bubbles when they surface because they'll taste nasty.
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11-19-2007 #16
Lmao OMG Dino..that's not going to fly! LOL
~Kisses.
HTG
HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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11-19-2007 #17
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I once farted in bed with a girl the very first time we were together...three times in sync...it was her cooking that did it...
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11-19-2007 #18
Bet you that guy hast to beat the women off of him with a stick, huh? Smoooooooth...
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11-19-2007 #19
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Originally Posted by suckseed
You fucked up.
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11-19-2007 #20
Re: Sexy Farts
Originally Posted by braveman
~Kisses.
HTG
HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol