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Thread: Sexy Farts
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11-17-2007 #1
Sexy Farts
WTF?!? LOL I got this weird comment right off my xpeeps page:
I wanna lick and sniff your sexy ass and for you to fill my mouth and nose up with your sexy farts.
~Kisses.
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HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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11-17-2007 #2
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lolololol wtf
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11-17-2007 #3
Lmao..I dont get fart fetish really. This wasnt the first time I was told or asked about it. Grrrrr...
~Kisses.
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HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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11-17-2007 #4
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That doesn't surprise me with the amount of creeps here!
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11-17-2007 #5
I like to crawl into the shower with a pretty lady and unleash a nice greasy fart. It takes forever for the smell to go away and makes the steam turn beige. I also like to give a gal a Covered Wagon when we're in bed. It's best when you load up on black beans and broccoli the night before. I usually have a lot of undigested meat sitting in my system so many times my farts also have the stench of rotting flesh.
On a related note, I was at a sporting event once using the Men's Room. I had eaten a double helping of asparagus for dinner. I stepped up to the urinal and layed out a gusher of greenish-yellowish piss. Everybody in there complained about the smell. Why does your pee smell so bad after eating asparagus?
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11-17-2007 #6
Lmao That was so funny Dino!
~Kisses.
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HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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11-17-2007 #7
I'd crawl through three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust on the truck that took your dirty skivvies to the laundry!
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11-17-2007 #8
them thar's some dedicated fellars. mm hmm.
while yer at it, let em like the knife after cutting the cheese.
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11-17-2007 #9
I think of myself as a sick person but even i dont like the fart thing.But toes,i love sexxxy toes!!!
SHEMALE WRESTLING WILL ONE DAY COME TRUE!!!
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11-17-2007 #10Originally Posted by CORVETTEDUDE