Sexy Farts

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

WTF?!? LOL I got this weird comment right off my xpeeps page:

I wanna lick and sniff your sexy ass and for you to fill my mouth and nose up with your sexy farts.

When did farts become sexy yo? LOL

~Kisses.

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[Night Rider]

lolololol wtf

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao..I dont get fart fetish really. This wasnt the first time I was told or asked about it. Grrrrr...

~Kisses.

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[Night Rider]

That doesn't surprise me with the amount of creeps here!

[Dino Velvet]

I like to crawl into the shower with a pretty lady and unleash a nice greasy fart. It takes forever for the smell to go away and makes the steam turn beige. I also like to give a gal a Covered Wagon when we're in bed. It's best when you load up on black beans and broccoli the night before. I usually have a lot of undigested meat sitting in my system so many times my farts also have the stench of rotting flesh.

On a related note, I was at a sporting event once using the Men's Room. I had eaten a double helping of asparagus for dinner. I stepped up to the urinal and layed out a gusher of greenish-yellowish piss. Everybody in there complained about the smell. Why does your pee smell so bad after eating asparagus?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Lmao That was so funny Dino!

~Kisses.

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[CORVETTEDUDE]

I'd crawl through three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust on the truck that took your dirty skivvies to the laundry!

[Steve-Oh]

them thar's some dedicated fellars. mm hmm.
while yer at it, let em like the knife after cutting the cheese.

[gunn]

I think of myself as a sick person but even i dont like the fart thing.But toes,i love sexxxy toes!!!

[Dino Velvet]

I'd crawl through three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust on the truck that took your dirty skivvies to the laundry!

Dude, I hope you're not talking about mine. If I don't change my drawers for about a week, you can smell them from three miles away. I've had UN Inspectors show up at my house looking for chemical weapons and I have police cadaver dogs scratching on my front door on a regular basis.