tell your history

[Leverage87]

Completely understandable (At least from my pov)

anyways be back in like 5 mins, I need to pee from too much coffee, then drink more coffee and smoke a couple of cigarettes, my caffeine high is wearing off!!!!!!

[tsntx]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[marissaazts]

wow u and otto are related

and niterider i'll respond to you where ever i wish, you dont get to give me permission for anything

[manbearpig]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

lol

[Night Rider]

niterider i'll respond to you where ever i wish, you dont get to give me permission for anything

u mean whenever ur brain is capable of throwing up a couple of thoughts

...as said earlier, fuck off and stay outta my business

[marissaazts]

/yawn

[tsntx]

wow u and otto are related

and niterider i'll respond to you where ever i wish, you dont get to give me permission for anything

well after the first two pages where nothing but BS and drama i got tired of looking to see if it was already posted... but please by all means keep going w/ your never ending feud that has nothing to do w/ the topic

[marissaazts]

ok thx mom

[LBCDO]

Shit, Ill add to it.

I was born to a dominican mother and black father in San Jose, CA and moved to Chicago when I was 5. My parents werent really into letting me go out so they bought a computer out of someones trunk and I got big into computers then.

I was on oprah 3 times in my life, all for different things. I moved here when I was 15, then moved back to Chicago for a year. Now Im in the ATL metro area, and I like it because its a lot safer and laid back.

I prolly got into TSs like when I was 16, because I was always looking at porn. It got started from my best friend growing up. His father owned the Hotel Toledo and we would sneak the porno's. We both were internet porn freaks. So that kinda built my porn addiction up, LOL.

Well, I used to get into a lot of trouble at home and at school, and I got kicked out of the house when I was 17 when I got caught with a machine from the Ohio DMV. At 17 I had my own house and was running an ID shop, and met tons of TSs because they all needed IDs for stunting. So I got cool with a ton of them, but never hooked up because I didnt want to cheat on my GF at the time. So when me and her broke up, 3 days later I hooked up with a TS I met online on ICUII. I felt like the weight was lifted off my shoulders.

Ive been semi-single since. Havent found anything that really last. Ive traveled from Texas all the way to NY. Ive been to a couple countries too. Ive had some really crazy experiences too. Now, I just work for myself, sit on the computer and post whenever i see a topic that grabs my attention.

[jefferson1776]

Thanks for sharing your life stories, alot of them are very interesting. Especially Gias and Magdas....

As for me, I grew up moving between New York City and Miami, FL. I am of Cuban descent, I was actually born in Havana, Cuba in 1986, but I moved to Miami as an infant. my family was heavily involved in the cocaine business in the 80's while I was growing up. As a result I never did any drugs, when i saw growing up how hardcore drugs destroy lives. I tried to shy away from this stuff (but i still smoke some marijuana). Since 8th grade I had wanted to be a famous social scientist or politician, and I recently graduated from FIU with a double major in political science and history. I hope to write several books on social science.

I am a huge Miami Vice fan and I love anything that has to do with Miami in the 80's...lol.

As almost all men are in the internet age, we are all addicted to some form of pornography. I was never into T's until less than a year ago, when the concept of transsexuals just blew my mind, (I saw some pics in the internet) I find their life stories very interesting.

My favorite song of all time is Broken Wings by Mr. Mister...