Results 1 to 10 of 29
Thread: Ways to clock a TS!
-
11-12-2007 #1Veteran Poster
- Join Date
- Nov 2004
- Location
- Atlanta, GA
- Posts
- 689
Ways to clock a TS!
I think Id throw this out there as a fun topic, I dont think that its been done before. Im not talking about the "Look at the hands" shit. Im talking about tell tale signs that even the most 100% passable girl will do and not realize it but a true TS pro would point out. I.E.:
Kissing
You meet a girl and you break the ice, and you start kissing her and then her kiss is more aggresive than yours? Her mouth is eclipsing yours? WTF is up with that?
The T Dance
I have met and danced with girls from all over the world, and its like for some reason there is the same set of moves that every TS girl does, and like the same reason. I dont know what the hell it is, but Im sure everyone recognizes the "Backwards Ass Pop" and "Shoulder shake". No matter what, you always know!
Drinks a girl will order
Why is it whenever you buy a TS a drink, its some crazy shit that you never even knew was served at the bar. AND I WORK AT THE CLUB! WTF? Ive had a girl order a single champagne. CHAMPAGNE!!! IN AN URBAN NIGHTCLUB! And they had it too, go figure. Little bottle the size of a pop can.
The Double Thongs
I remember walking through the mall one day and my boy points out a girl and hes like "Yo, why she got 2 thongs on?" because we could see the string. From then on, it all made sense
Gimme a minute and Ill think of some more
-
11-12-2007 #2Veteran Poster
- Join Date
- Apr 2006
- Posts
- 533
Her friend(s).
Why is it the most beautiful and passable girls always suround themselves with loud fags and butt ugly t-girls with deep voices? Makes no sense
-
11-12-2007 #3Platinum Poster
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
- Posts
- 7,343
I've only really, really kissed one gurl (And she's on this forum and may chime in if she likes) and found her kisses to be rather gentle and sensual. I s'pose it's relative, of course, but you can't be 'clocking' on this.Kissing
You meet a girl and you break the ice, and you start kissing her and then her kiss is more aggresive than yours? Her mouth is eclipsing yours? WTF is up with that?
My ex, a GG, and a couple of my 3G (Gay GG) lovers had the tendency to kiss like a PEZ dispenser.
I sometimes felt that they were going to swallow my head (The upper one). Some do, some don't, some can, some won't. Again, it's all relative (And I have kissed none of my relatives).
Actually, it makes quite a bit of sense. It's a self esteem/confidence issue. No matter how good-looking the gurl, she will feel infinitely more attractive if she surrounds herself with, shall we say, 'lower grade' scenery.Her friend(s).
Why is it the most beautiful and passable girls always suround themselves with loud fags and butt ugly t-girls with deep voices? Makes no sense
It's probably why I am so popular at parties, as my face could stop a fucking sundial.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
-
11-12-2007 #4Veteran Poster
- Join Date
- Mar 2006
- Location
- http://janira.escortwww.com/
- Posts
- 702
PULL DOWN THE VICTORIA SECRET PANTIES,,,, AND EXPOSE HER HUNGNESS...LOLL THATS ONE WAY TO CLOCK!
............I am Bella Swan.
-
11-12-2007 #5Platinum Poster
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
- Location
- Europe
- Posts
- 5,049
ROFL @ "her hungness." Good one kid, it's the way you tell 'em. I'll remember that next time a T has a go at me--
Originally Posted by JANIRA
"Just hold the phone, yer hungness, I want a word about that."
LOL
-
11-12-2007 #65 Star Poster
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Posts
- 2,261
Other ways...
She has a oxygen tank on her back so she can breathe while wearing platform leather thigh boots and stands head and shoulders above the crowd....
Her whiskers are scratchier than yours... (thank god for laser and electro.$14,000)
She doesn't have to ask for help to open the pickel jar...
You cut her off in traffic and at the next light she walks up and punches you, through the glass...
She takes lead on the dance floor...
When you are on a date and the car breaks down, she says, "here give me the wrenches..."
Giggle,
TS Jamie
PS - I've known girls that wore two thongs - well I think they were girls...
-
11-12-2007 #7Platinum Poster
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
- Posts
- 7,343
No, no, no! Speaking from experience, those are the =DYKES=!When you are on a date and the car breaks down, she says, "here give me the wrenches..."
As in Do You Know Enough?
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
-
11-12-2007 #8Silver Poster
- Join Date
- Aug 2005
- Location
- What's the opposite of "admirer"?
- Posts
- 3,107
If a girl's got her tongue down your throat and you haven't clocked her yet, you've other things to worry about than if she's "kissing too aggressively". It's like an Iranian thinking about if "property of the United States" is spelled correctly on the incoming missile.
Just because you don't know about it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist: http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...=asc&start=158
-
11-12-2007 #9Silver Poster
- Join Date
- Aug 2005
- Location
- What's the opposite of "admirer"?
- Posts
- 3,107
yeah, they were strippers. Originally Posted by justatransgirl
PS - I've known girls that wore two thongs - well I think they were girls...
Just because you don't know about it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist: http://www.hungangels.com/board/view...=asc&start=158
-
11-12-2007 #10Professional Poster
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Burninating the country side.
- Posts
- 1,609
Correct me if I am wrong, but don't the elbow point in different directions.
As in:
GG, the inner elbows ( elbow pit? ) point straight foreard
TG, the inner elbows point at an angle.
Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
Reply With Quote
