The worst TS Experience of my life...

[alpha2117]

Thats not that bad.

I once went home with a girl after a long night of drinking, neither of us were in any state to do anything sexual so we just crashed but sometime later she felt the need to get up and do no 1. Sadly rather than do that in the toilet she was so drunk that my clothes got a soaking. I then got up the next day to go home only to discover my clothes wet and smelling of urine and i was an hour away from home.

[thx1138]

Your post is not so long as it is wide. Life is a game whereby one acquires experience. What lesson(s) did you learn?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

OMG! That was hilarious! I'm sorry to hear about your bad night/date LBCDO. You should have just slapped the bitched and flushed her face down the toilet for her to come to her senses. It sounded like she was high as a kite. LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[Night Rider]

That was pretty funny. It's a nightmare sometimes trying to get it up when ur pissed. The finger up the bum thing made me laugh!!!!!

[62des]

Ok, I work in night clubs, and last nite I got off work and went to a restaurant in the middle of the "Red Light District" here in ATL thats open 24/7. So Im solo, getting something to eat, and I leave and start to walk out and get on my way to taking the bus/train to my part of town. So a decent looking TS girl pulls up and we converse, and we converse, and have good convo. Remember, I work at a club, so Ive been drinking all night, so Im horny and I steer the direction to where it needs to be and we decide to get a hotel room. Shell pay half, I pay half.

So we agree. This was a decent looking girl, Indian [from India she told me], 23, shoulder length hair, Nice natural hormone tits, everything is aight. I give her like a 7. So we're riding, and get into the talk like "Yea, REALLY treat me like a girl", and "I really like you" Now this is the KEYPHRASE here. She ask me what I am, and I tell her Im a top, no hesitation. She says shes a top too, never bottomd, and throguht the alcohol, I know shes gotta be full of shit. But whatever.

We get the room, and she wants to drink, but Ive been drinking all night, and I dont want any fucking 211. I want my duck sucked! But I go with the motions. But this chick is like "Yo, I want all day with you, until 7 at night" blah blah blah, and Im like fuck that shit, I got shit to do. We're in the room like an hour TALKING about doing something instead of just doing it. So Im getting pissed, because she knew what was up, and shes talking all this freaky shit.

This is where it sucks. So I try and get some head, and its some of the best of my life. For all 2 minutes of it. I get the head and shes like "Yo, stick it in me!" WTF? MY DICK WASNT EVEN ALL THE WAY HARD YET! So back and forth we play this fucking game of 30 seconds head, "Stick it in papi", 30 sec, "Is it hard now papi", and Im fucking pissed. I cant even concentrate, but Im trying to work with this girl and cant get hard because shes jsut talking and talking and talking. So finally Im hard, and I lay back, and she tries to get on top of me, and I FEEL HER TAKE THE CONDOM OFF! I start trippin then, and curse her the fuck out. So I pull another condom out, lube up, and try, but Im so pissed I cant get focused. Plus Im sleepy, and sober, but feeling the hangover. So Im thinking of how to explain this shit like "Fuck it, lets bounce".

So she asks me if Ill bottom since I cant get hard and I say HELL NO! So she promises to give me head, and she lays down while Im over her, AND THIS BITCH PULLS SOME WRESTLING MOVE SHIT/FLIP/COMBO BULLSHIT AND TRIES TO STICK A DICK IN MY ASS! By then Im snapping, but Im trying to get a nut, and tell her imma just bust on her ass. Why, in the middle of my hard earned nut that Id been jackin for does she try to stick a finger in my ass! She ruined the whole thing. So we end up leaving, and I get a ride with her, and Im obviously pissed. During the ride, somehow she is DRUNKER than before, driving in the middle of lanes and shit, almost hit a costruction barrel, shit like that. I almost dies 5 times in that car in the course of 20 minutes.

I just had to vent. Thats the worst shit to happen to me with a TS, and Im 24 now, been doing this for the past 5 years! So yea, my night sucked. Sorry for the long post.

You must be a tiny dude foe her to physically flip you over. I would've pulled a move called slam you on the fucking floor for some shit like that. How'd you know she was TS and did she know you?

[Mr_Choc69]

So let me get this straight. You are 24 (in just about your sexual prime) and you get "some of the best head of your life" and you could not get hard/fuck? LMAO - umm ok. And the whole flip/wrestling move? WTF?

Next time - skip the room and just get some head in the car. Save you a whole lotta trouble. You didn't meet her at Blakes did you?

[LBCDO]

So let me get this straight. You are 24 (in just about your sexual prime) and you get "some of the best head of your life" and you could not get hard/fuck? LMAO - umm ok. And the whole flip/wrestling move? WTF?

Next time - skip the room and just get some head in the car. Save you a whole lotta trouble. You didn't meet her at Blakes did you?

Naw, I met her at Taco Cabana on Piedmont and Chesire Bridge. And the head was good, but it lasted a good 2 minutes top, if that.

And let me put this out there too. I didnt fucking get manhandled and tossed around a room, it was just crazy has this bitch just reposition herself.

Moral of the story, if she gets stupid, no matter how horny you are, if shit goes downhill, bail. I would say you get what you pay for, but it wasnt an escort situation. I lost money on my half of the room, thats it. And if I pick up a girl, why would I just come out and say "Hey, let me pay you!" From what she told me, she worked at a printing company and didnt do the escort thing.

Im going to work again tonite, so Imma be in that area. If my hunting brings anything worth talking about, Ill let yall know. I used to post on the Grooby Forums a long time ago about my "exploits" and talked about girls who ended up being DeJa, Katie Cokks, and TS Jade months after my post. Maybe Ill find the next TS superstar, LOL.

[ARMANIXXX]

That wasn't that bad of an experience.



Also, it was kinda your bad for not bein able to get hard at 24 years old.......but yeah, tough liquor will do that to everybody at least once or twice.

[LBCDO]

I think it was just the back and forth of it and getting annoyed and thats why I couldnt get hard. Because I have NEVER had that problem in my entire life. Go figure. Ol girl was aight, but shit, Ive been trying to figure that shit out send Friday morning. Go figure

[MrsKellyPierce]

yawn..pathetic