Things TS Girls can't stand about men / clients

[Teabagger Vance]

They won't cum on my face.

You want cum on your face? I'll cum on your face and in your mouth. Hell, I'll cover your whole damn body in a coat of my cum. That's how Teabagger Vance rolls, baby.

Also, I've never bounced a check in my whole life.

[JamesHunt]

Steady on people, this is not really Daniella posting, but someone by proxy, playing mind games 4 pure entertainment, LOL

[CORVETTEDUDE]

That's it!!!! I'm not even gonna try to date an escort, even if I had a mind to, which I don't. There's way too much bitchin', moanin', lyin', cheatin', stealin', hatin', pissin', fartin', and God knows what else goin' on. Jees, did I leave anything out?

[justatransgirl]

I thought everyone loved smelly genitals.

For Guys:

What is really annoying is if you give them exceptional 2 hour service without complaint and they only give you what they should pay a street hooker for 2 hours on a bad day.

Cancellations after setting up an expensive pay date for weeks because some other cheaper hooker decided she wasn't worth more.

But seriously, in my brief escorting stint, I see why girls can get so jaded and dishonest. Guys will take whatever they can get away with. I guess the hardened hooker knows this and fights back with all her evil. Goooooo hookers!!! I'd rather just make money off the web and movies than deal with guys who hire escorts and their shenannigans. Stop scheduling and then wanking off before you see the girl you shits.

THANK YOU VICKI !

What she said... in spades - especially regarding th elow life losers who cancel dates at the last minute.

Hugs,
TS Jamie

[slinky]

I can't believe no one has said "Guys who tell you they just showered at home when you ask them to take a shower before getting started".

[SexyMagdi]

For the Ladies:
Girls with very nasty feet wearing sandals. (trust me on this)
Oversized women wearing tight and small clothes.
Not looking your best when the time calls for it.
Even if hes your boyfriends you brag about how good or bad the sex is.
Smoking and drinking. (I know common thing but I hate it)
To the Guys:
(repeating) Calling seven time a day. Or not getting the clue after 4 rings and I dont pick up.
Wearing very strong colone
Looking at other girls when Im your date.
Even if you know me well farting or burping loudly in front of me.
Pretending to be Mr. Bigstuff

[AllanahStarrNYC]

1. Men who write reviews and tell you as if to put u on your toes.
(By far the worst and most demanding customers- automatically denied by me) Reviews are meaningless- anyone can write anything to damage you and someone can have an excellent time with you and someone else not. It's called CHEMISTRY. People seem to think that escorts are robots and performance machines. I advise ALL ladies to write these sites that are damaging you and promoting prostitution end exposing countless false details to LE to take your reviews off. They have to if you ask. If you think LE is not on Eros or TER u are MISTAKEN.

2. Guys who try to send you their pics, or emails from your ads asking you on a date, a hook up, or want an ltr.
(You know they have copied and pasted that same email to ALL the girls)

3. Guys who call like it's a personals ad to take you out.

4. Bad hygene and dirty fingernails.

5. Guys who ask for a student, college, military discount- Soon they will be asking for senior discounts I am sure.

6. Guys who do NOT stop calling.

7. Guys who show up to see you looking a mess. Yes you look obvious walking through the Lobby of the five star hotel.

8. Guys who call EVERY ad with no intention on seeing anyone.

9. Guys who think you are going to re-enact one of your videos scene. I am very nice and sweet and accomidating- but unless you have 4K to spare....

10. Guys who try to stiff you- bouncing large checks, forgetting wallets, showing up and trying to negotitate. I'll try to negotitate next time I am Gucci and see what they say.

11. Guys who make appointments and never bother to call and cancel.

12. Guys who try to get you to do outcalls to their homes that are non listed- and insist you can trsut them. Sure I'll go crosstown and take your word for it

13. Guys who as for bareback, sex, sexual acts on the phone. Immediate denial.

14. Guys who think they are doing you a favor by coming to see you.

15. Guys who try to kiss you. No mono for me thanks.

16. Guys who have active STD's and still want to continue the session. Yes I have diagnosed genital warts several times and herpes twice. I always look and inspect. I told them to go see a doc and if I was wrong I would give them a refund. No refunds yet.

17. Guys who act nervous as if they are going in to get castrated. You act nervous and makes US nervous. We don't know who we are dealing with- you could be a lunatic or a cop.

18. Guys who show up and claim to be there and are not.

19. Guys with over grown LONG toenails.

20. Guys who think they came to see a cirque du soleil show and want you to do cirque du soleil shows.

21. Guys who freak out after they finish

22. Guys who show up and pull out a credti card- but never asked u before if you took credit cards.

23. A guy who gives you counterfeit bills. Yes got $500 worth of bad $100's once.

24. Guys who are impatient.

(I'll leave out the petty thieves, extornionist, and violent encounters for another thread)



The perfect client:

Someone who is respectable on the phone, makes an appointment, shows up, follows protocol, is polite, resonable, practices good hygene, brushed his teeth, is dressed well, and brings you a token of appreciation.

It could be a box of chocolates, cheap flowers from the corner store, wine anything- girls love gifts. Prepares your fee in an envelope and is NICE.

I gaurantee that will improve the provider's mood 100 percent. Practice good manners.

I will say the best customer etiquette I have encountered is in England.
By far.

[beatmaker]

1- smokes
2- guy who smells, especially genitalia
3- If you are a bottom - learn to douche
4- Repetitive calling when one does not answer the phone ( 5 times or more in 1 hr )
5- Poppers ( sooooooo gay and nasty )

Keep it coming ladies

I find number# 2 valid, yet befuddling. Didn't you tell Joey Silvera in Rogue Adventures "Shemale XTC 2", that you are turned on, by giving a blowjob to a man when he comes from the gym before showering, I believe you referred to it as "cheesy balls". I guess even these little pre-interviews are suspect, as far as realness. Since, most of your potential clients probably buy a few of the movies you star in, before booking their first session, you might have shot yourself in the foot. Dudes, might start showing up with musty balls on purpose, thinking this will turn you on. Based on your comments in this thread, it clearly doesn't it!

[iloveshemales77]

The perfect client:

I will say the best customer etiquette I have encountered is in England.
By far.

I say old girl, that's jolly sweet of you! Hope you make it back to blighty soon!

[tonkatoy]

That's it!!!! I'm not even gonna try to date an escort, even if I had a mind to, which I don't. There's way too much bitchin', moanin', lyin', cheatin', stealin', hatin', pissin', fartin', and God knows what else goin' on. Jees, did I leave anything out?

You left out fuckin, but don't worry; if you date an escort so will she.