Things TS Girls can't stand about men / clients

[Christopher Plowe]

3- If you are a bottom - learn to douche
Keep it coming ladies

This also goes for the ladies. Climaxing as a girl is having an unexpected bowel movement is very smelly and no fun. Getting shit on your dick while fucking a girl is a real mood killer. Twice, I've been on the receiving end of the brown storm.

I feel your pain buddy, I've been on the recieving end of the brown storm a few times... also had my face farted on.

Unfortunately that kinda stuff cums with the territory, so I try not to let it bug me.

[Vicki Richter]

She will tell you that comment was directed at me. And it's no one's business - you are right - but I hate it when someone who's supposed to be my friend calls me a Cheap Hooker and does not believe me when I tell her the truth. Even though the comment had no name it was directed at me.

I am not the one to shut up when people call me out and only see what they want to see.

I still cannot believe she sided with the trick instead of me... LOL

I love Vicki even when she belittles me and calls me a cheap hooker and tells me I need an education blah blah blah

What a dork

Back to the topic

1- I hate it when Vicki calls me a cheap whore

Danielle,

What makes you think I was talking about you with that comment? I would never call you a cheap whore. Do you undercharge? Yes. That directly relates to low self esteem. You are not a cheap hooker. You are an exceptional bargain.

I have no idea if Gary believes you give a better blow job. I do know that he called me back for 2nds and everything was all scheduled and agreed to $-wise and some low price girl (that I suggested) came in and screwed up the whole thing. I was better off using the cross dresser from Florida he wanted to fly in in the first place. Regardless, I don't know how you thought that comment was about you.

Sometimes men deserve a limp noodle. I never advertise myself as a top when I do special deeds. If a guy gets me going enough to go there, then that is a bonus for him that I never promised and I am sure I even was up front about this fact prior to the meeting. If I am getting paid in the #,###.## range and the guy brings viagra for me, I'll take it... otherwise I am not taking stimulants. Sorry ###.## guys. If you're a good patient cocksucker you'll likely get a reward. Sometimes I am even surprised when it works and when it doesn't.

[hondarobot]

Knock it off.

(For the record, I got VR hot enough to. . . well, get her out of the pool at least)

The end. I back-up Blondie if this turns ugly. No need for nonsense.

[Oli]

I tried poppers once in high school, not as a sexual aid but because I was a stoner. The effect was like getting hit on the head with a board. Having also been hit on the head with a board, I can speak with some authority on the subject.

That is just too fucking funny!!! :P

[rick_932]

lmao @ the comments in this thread. classic thread in the making

[Danielle Foxxx]

Bump

[Danielle Foxxx]

Bump

[hondarobot]

Good God. No one's trying to make anyone mad. You keep this up, and I won't watch Sinbad with you.

;p

Actually, I would anyways.

Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad, probably my favorite. Good night, Foxxx. You leave Blondie alone, you know she's a friend of yours, and that means something.

[whatislove]

Freaking funny...BTW, I'm pretty sure a butch queen is a masculine homosexual male.

I dont have too many escorting experiences, but my turnoffs from TSs are:

Girl tries to constantly put a finger in my ass

When you try to talk to a girl that escorts and she says she "models" yet you see her on every escort ad online and in every city paper

Girls trying my ass up with their "brothers" to see if I would fuck them

"Transy talk" [i.e. I was prada'd DOWN!, That bitch thinks shes really fish!, that outfit is OVUH hunny!"] - but sometimes I like it, so im inbetween. Ive been trying to figure out what a butch queen is for like 5 years

Treating a girl like really good, and then she tries to play you!

You think a girl is the truth, and when yall get down to business, that big ass is really a pair of shorts with ass implants.

You tell a girl you are on your way and call to tell her you gotta make a stop and shes on some "YOUR BULLSHITTING! type shit"

WHEN A GIRL DOESNT DOUCHE!

HAIRY HAIRY HAIRY ASSHOLES!!!!!! I dont care how much like a pussy you're trying to make it look like

Girls who want to have a date in the same bed that we share every night.

I think thats it for now...

[Danielle Foxxx]

1 - Guys who cannot follow directions and ask everything they cannot ask you over the phone, then get hung up on, just to call you names for looking out for your own safety.

2 - Guys or Girls who call and leave nasty messages, threats and profanity on my VM

3 - Guys who cannot keep their girlfriends from looking at their caller ID and so they end up calling me and I have to be a therapist. LOL