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11-07-2007 #21"Qui Audet Adipiscitur" 5 Star Poster
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1 spells come ( cum )
2 ask for college boy discounts
3 wankers that call just to hear my voice and hang up...
4 Wants me to shoot a load... Hello told you I had testes removed
5. hestitant and nervous kissers that are scared to touch a body
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11-07-2007 #22Gold Poster
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Originally Posted by JANIRA
im sure they wouldn't be that offended...just tell them free mouthwash with every shag
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11-07-2007 #23Platinum Poster
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One thing I'm most particular about men is hygiene! LOL
I cannot and will not get over a bad breath and B.O. no matter how drop dead gorgeous a guy is!
Second is, when a guy "thinks" he is all that and too narcissistic. I could never get hard with a guy who is VAIN than me!
~Kisses.
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HURDLE #1: If guys would learn to stop over complementing, and not compliment every tranny (or girl) they see and talk to (so a girl would feel it was sincere and that she's special), maybe they'd get somewhere but a dead end! lol
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11-07-2007 #24Veteran Poster
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Originally Posted by Night Rider
Originally Posted by JANIRA
im sure they wouldn't be that offended...just tell them free mouthwash with every shag
OMG YOUR A GENUIS!!! IM GOING TO POST THAT ON MY AD,,,LOL....
............I am Bella Swan.
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11-07-2007 #25"Qui Audet Adipiscitur" 5 Star Poster
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guys who are so small that the condom is so bunched up it looks like he pushed up the sleeves of his shirt
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11-07-2007 #26Professional Poster
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LOL... I love this thread!
My list:
#1. I hate it when guys think they can get me for free! Its a service i provide and I get paid for it!
Just cause ur paying an escort doesn't mean that your the type of guy that's too ugly get laid.
I think its funny when i get emails from guys that read: " here is my pic, Im really hot and I dont have to pay and would never pay. lets hook up"
That never works btw...lol
#2. Show up late.
#3. Bring the wrong donation.
#4. I think its sooo funny when guys lie and say its there first time. Almost every client that comes to see me tries that one....lol
#5. When I fuck a guy and his ass is dirty and I start to smell shit! Even worst when I have to pull out...lol ( If u think there's a chance u want the girl to fuck u, Douche cause I do!
#6. When the guy just layes there and doesnt nothing. Then expects me to be hard not even from touching me!
#7. The guy says he had the time of his life and it was the best ever that turns around and writes a not so good review about u.
Other than that I love my job! I have a great time and enjoy myself!
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11-07-2007 #27Veteran Poster
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this is a good thread.
just a few questions and comments
1. what if it IS the guys first time. I have went to experience a TG
2. Im not afraid to touch a body, just hesitant on where and how to touch so I wouldnt make the girl uncomfortable and do something she might not like. same with the few GGs I have been with.
3. I know what I would ask for and to have done and thats it. no more or less. I would tell the truth. no point in lying.
thats it for now i guess lol
cool thread tho
glad to be here
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11-07-2007 #28Veteran Poster
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I dont have too many escorting experiences, but my turnoffs from TSs are:
Girl tries to constantly put a finger in my ass
When you try to talk to a girl that escorts and she says she "models" yet you see her on every escort ad online and in every city paper
Girls trying my ass up with their "brothers" to see if I would fuck them
"Transy talk" [i.e. I was prada'd DOWN!, That bitch thinks shes really fish!, that outfit is OVUH hunny!"] - but sometimes I like it, so im inbetween. Ive been trying to figure out what a butch queen is for like 5 years
Treating a girl like really good, and then she tries to play you!
You think a girl is the truth, and when yall get down to business, that big ass is really a pair of shorts with ass implants.
You tell a girl you are on your way and call to tell her you gotta make a stop and shes on some "YOUR BULLSHITTING! type shit"
WHEN A GIRL DOESNT DOUCHE!
HAIRY HAIRY HAIRY ASSHOLES!!!!!! I dont care how much like a pussy you're trying to make it look like
Girls who want to have a date in the same bed that we share every night.
I think thats it for now...
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11-07-2007 #29Professional Poster
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i think i got all my bases covered... thanks ladies :P
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11-07-2007 #30Veteran Poster
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All that shit is so gross! Must be hell being a hooker and having to deal with humanity. Or even worse, being in a ltr. I mean snoring, nose hair, farting in bed, smelly dicks and pussy. My ex used to fart in bed all the time, I so hated that, even more than her not lying in the damp patch after sex. My sister used to scratch her pussy while watching TV. I kept telling her to cut it out. "Don't scratch your twat in public you fat slag!" She still hates me to this day
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