Things TS Girls can't stand about men / clients

[MacShreach]

MacShreach -even if you consider the girl less of a person I still think she should be treated with the respect she treats you.
Thank you for being polite

No one is ever less of a person, in my book. A girl who treats me unprofessionally is just not as good at her job as
she might be. That does not mean she's less of a person.

And while I have an interesting online persona, in real life.....well, my mother brought me up to treat women well. And I try to.

My issue on all of this, the reason I came into the thread, is that I personally believe that if professional standards were understood and maintained, there would be a lot less grief for both the girls and their clients. By professional I don't mean mechanical or lacking in feeling but knowing what is and what is not expected, and giving the respect due, by both sides.

Anyway. Thank you for being nice. X

[suckseed]

Thanks, Danielle. That means a lot, really.

[BeardedOne]

I actually prefer to shower both before and after, before as a courtesy to the girl mainly. And I don't expect this to be counted in the "hour."

This is a common courtesy for any date. Be clean on arrival. I've entertained a couple of times "outcall" and was on their turf (Hotels) other times. If you're really ratty (From summer traffic) and are polite about it, I'm sure smart gurls would let you have a rinse. But it's relative. One that I know had enough towels in her room to keep a soccer team dry (Being generous to the housekeeping staff can make miracles happen), while another was lucky to have her own set (Not her fault, the hotel itself had shoddy service). As for after, I have been able to get by on a quick wash sufficient to get me back home/to my hotel. Showering with the gurl would add another two hours.

'Nother thing-- if it's an outcall to my hotel room, I expect the girl to use the shower first.

Not unreasonable, but again relative to whom you are dealing with. The gurl that came to my hotel is so fussy about cleanliness that for her last visit I showered twice before she arrived and still worried that it might not be enough. She was squeaky clean the first time we met and I had no doubt that she'd be the same on our next meeting.

If a gurl wants her clients clean then it is only common sense that she provide the same courtesy to them. So far, I have not encountered one that did not practice what she preached.

And in return for this basic human civility, I will be polite, courteous, gentlemanly, considerate, not lie to you, not try to welch you or pull some "discount" thing (LMFAO at the student discount.) If you do the job well (don't rush, offer me something to drink, make me feel special) I will certainly give you a tip above the asking, I will give you a review that glows and, providing we have enjoyed each other, you'll have a new regular... Can we say fairer?

To those that have not yet/may in the future be in the company of an escort, take note. Just because you may be a 'job' to them, doesn't give you license to make that task unpleasant.

First part - you should shower because you like being clean LOLOL

I'll buy =that= for a dollar!

When I am in hotels (Which is at least once a month) I find myself enjoying clean water and high-pressure at least twice a day. Living in a house that runs off a well next to a barge canal can =REALLY= get you to appreciate being truly clean.

This is the kind of attitude that makes me feel "cheap and dirty " about what I do.

Your profession, by its historical nature, is 'cheap and dirty', because people suck and will tag anything they don't like/don't want/can't tax as such. That doesn't mean that =you= are, or that any of your clients should treat you that way.

You want to take a Transsexual to meet your mom?

Mom's passed two years at this point, but I am one of the few that would. She met all of my dyke girlfriends/lovers (And I am not using 'dyke' in a derogatory fashion here). Most people I know have met the people that have been important in my life. I took one of my male lovers to Thanksgiving dinner and my intersexed lover was with me at more social events than I care to count.

Yah, a lot of your clients are on the DL (Did I use that reference correctly? ), and that's an issue they have with their own selves. Yet, some of us are a little less shady, rare though we may be.

If you called me and acted like that in person I would actually return your 300 and actually pay you another 300 to leave and never call me again.

This could be useful. I just got a $6k plumbing bill. What's your number again?

" Dude your fucking breath reaks - Go brush your teeth and come back ! "

Rude as fuck, but straightforward and honest. It works.

Or would you rather sleep with someone who was disgusted by you and acted like they weren't.

I know you were talking to Mac, but don't you drag my last 3G 'lover' into this.

Guys who want me to wear such and such an outfit from some shoot I did whenever, and can't describe it well enough for me to figure it out- or they're thinking of a different outfit or something i don't own, so I end up wearing something that's wrong.

Reminds me of when TW worked for one of the big bookstore chains. A customer came up and asked if she could help them find a particular book. They couldn't remember the title, or the author, or even the subject, but they said "The cover is black". Damned moron complained to the manager that TW had an attitude problem and wouldn't help them find their book.

Let me tell you something about clock watching. It's all about the client's attitude. If you're generally ok, you will get a little extra. But don't act shocked that you are NOT getting a two-for-one deal on the time.

I've been with one gurl that had stacked appointments, so get-off-get-out was necessary for her. I understood that and acted accordingly, yet she was always polite and though she reminded me of the time, did not rush me. Another gurl had an open schedule and gave me a little slack, a very relaxed evening. If I had acted like a dick to any of these gurls they surely would have used any means necessary to get me to pop and would have kicked me to the curb before the jizz hit the floor.

I thought this was the norm when it comes to whoring. Are you telling me there are some whores that actually enjoy their paying customers?

Are you asking about Xaviera Hollander? Or Sydney Biddle Barrows? Or Sally Stanford (Once the Mayor of Sausolito, CA)? Sometimes it happens. Not all of their clients, but certainly some of them. I think Xaviera actually went and married one.

Oy. Tired. Post....more...later...

[sdman]

She will tell you that comment was directed at me. And it's no one's business - you are right - but I hate it when someone who's supposed to be my friend calls me a Cheap Hooker and does not believe me when I tell her the truth. Even though the comment had no name it was directed at me.

I am not the one to shut up when people call me out and only see what they want to see.

I still cannot believe she sided with the trick instead of me... LOL

I love Vicki even when she belittles me and calls me a cheap hooker and tells me I need an education blah blah blah

What a dork

Back to the topic

1- I hate it when Vicki calls me a cheap whore

Danielle,

What makes you think I was talking about you with that comment? I would never call you a cheap whore. Do you undercharge? Yes. That directly relates to low self esteem. You are not a cheap hooker. You are an exceptional bargain.

I have no idea if Gary believes you give a better blow job. I do know that he called me back for 2nds and everything was all scheduled and agreed to $-wise and some low price girl (that I suggested) came in and screwed up the whole thing. I was better off using the cross dresser from Florida he wanted to fly in in the first place. Regardless, I don't know how you thought that comment was about you.

Sometimes men deserve a limp noodle. I never advertise myself as a top when I do special deeds. If a guy gets me going enough to go there, then that is a bonus for him that I never promised and I am sure I even was up front about this fact prior to the meeting. If I am getting paid in the #,###.## range and the guy brings viagra for me, I'll take it... otherwise I am not taking stimulants. Sorry ###.## guys. If you're a good patient cocksucker you'll likely get a reward. Sometimes I am even surprised when it works and when it doesn't.

LMAO

[sdman]

1. Guys who leave on their cell phones. Please. Don't embarrass the both of us by lying through your teeth or arguing with your wife in front of me. The only thing good about this is, if I can see that the session will be like pulling teeth, it cuts into their time.

2. Guys who play dumb, and try to go over their time without paying. The time is clearly displayed, and I do pay attention.

3. Guys who try to turn making an appointment over the phone into having phone sex and/or pointless chatting.

4. Guys who need reassuring that what it says in the ad is true. Don't turn it into a job interview, motherfucker. Try someone else if you need that much convincing. I'm not trying to sell you a car.

5. Guys who try to sneak bareback in during doggie style.

6. Excuses about being short on the donation. About face, motherfucker. This is not Lets Make a Deal, and I don't give a shit about your ATM problems.

7. Guys who want explicit details on the phone. Go read my Rare Escort ad. What I will and won't do is all spelled out right there. And don't assume that what I may do with someone else, I will definitely do with you. If your breath stinks, no kissing. Also, what I may allow you to do in a future session and what I will allow the first session is not always the same. If I'm not comfortable, YOU fucked up somehow; not me.

8. Guys who want to haggle, get a bargain, barter things, or practically pay by the minute. If you try to pull this crap, you're on my shit list for good.

LMAO ABOUT NUMBER 5 ON YOUR LIST.

[TSJunctionCom]

i'd guess guys getting cum in their hair

[GET_ON_MY_HYPE]

Heres what I dont understand how can any men who have the opportunity to be with be with a goddess such as Allanah Starr or Jessica Paris show up with no money, bad hygiene or any of the stuff you girls mentioned? It baffles me...

[blacktgirls]

5- Poppers ( sooooooo gay and nasty )

i thought poppers were pills that contained some type of speed.SHIT! who the fuck is crazy enough to inhale air fresheners. why not just loosen up you sphincter by sniffing some airplane glue or huffing on a gasoline soaked rag and if you want to have a more dizzying orgasim then just have you partner tighten a belt around yor neck until you start seeing black bubbles.

[melissacarter]

When guys ask the proverbial question "is that really you in the pictures?" I say tell you what, if I open the door and its not me walk away. If it is me you owe me a 50 tip for doubting my sincerity. Then they meet me and the first thing they say is "you look just like your pictures." they also mysteriously forget the little wager made on the phone.

Another dickhead move: they hand you the donation 100 shy and act like they didn't know the rate.

All in all I have found you can weed out the flakes pretty easy on the phone. A lot of the guys who claim to be courteous and sincere are the first to stand you up without the decency of a cancel call. Oh well that's the whore biz its all cool.

[needsum]

The perfect client:

Someone who is respectable on the phone, makes an appointment, shows up, follows protocol, is polite, resonable, practices good hygene, brushed his teeth, is dressed well, and brings you a token of appreciation.

It could be a box of chocolates, cheap flowers from the corner store, wine anything- girls love gifts. Prepares your fee in an envelope and is NICE.

I gaurantee that will improve the provider's mood 100 percent. Practice good manners.

I will say the best customer etiquette I have encountered is in England.
By far.

We have yet to meet, my dear, but when we do, I'll renew your faith in the american man.