Things TS Girls can't stand about men / clients

[Danielle Foxxx]

1- smokes
2- guy who smells, especially genitalia
3- If you are a bottom - learn to douche
4- Repetitive calling when one does not answer the phone ( 5 times or more in 1 hr )
5- Poppers ( sooooooo gay and nasty )

Keep it coming ladies

[jefferson1776]

whats a popper? do u mean a pooper? LOL

[Danielle Foxxx]

Amyl nitrate and related volatile solvents, usually supplied in a small brown glass bottle. Name derives from the fact that the liquid used to come in glass ampoules for medicinal use as a cyanide antidote that 'popped' when broken open. Nowadays often supplied as 'room odorisers' or 'aromas' in order to get around medicines legislation, and used almost exclusively as a recreational drug and sex aid by gay men. Not actually illegal to possess in most countries. Works by relaxing smooth muscle thereby dilating blood vessels, causing a rush of blood to the head and drop in blood pressure, resulting in an intense but short-lived high. Also relaxes the muscle of the anal sphincter, thus facilitating the entry of foreign objects, especially large penises.

[WendyWilliams]

1.Keep trying to kiss you even though you have politely turned your head away multiple times.

2. Talking trash about other tgirls that you know, trying to get on your better side.

3. When calling asking stupid questions like "are you clean" "is the area safe" "is that your picture". I mean come on if a girl has something like she is going to admit it

4. Asking to bareback, HELL NO!

5. Saying "the last girl I seen didnt make me pay".

6. OHhh when guys say "I want you to do what you did in video XXX,,Come on guys I got paid triple what you are paying me to do that, Ill give you a good session but be realistic LOL

[Vicki Richter]

I thought everyone loved smelly genitals.

For Girls:

I hate it when they say they are 5'10 and are clearly over 6'1".

I hate it when they say they are 9 fat inches and are really 4"

I hate it when they say they are some meager weight and obviously are pushing 2 bills.

Their picture is several years old

Deceptive Photoshopping of photos, not just lightly enhancing

For Guys or Girls:

The bait and switch: They claim to be top but are clearly bottom oriented

For Guys:

What is really annoying is if you give them exceptional 2 hour service without complaint and they only give you what they should pay a street hooker for 2 hours on a bad day.

Complaints on web review services about clock watching when you've gone 1.5 hours into a 1 hour date.

They bounce checks.

They won't cum on my face

Clumpy sperm

Cancellations after setting up an expensive pay date for weeks because some other cheaper hooker decided she wasn't worth more.

But seriously, in my brief escorting stint, I see why girls can get so jaded and dishonest. Guys will take whatever they can get away with. I guess the hardened hooker knows this and fights back with all her evil. Goooooo hookers!!! I'd rather just make money off the web and movies than deal with guys who hire escorts and their shenannigans. Stop scheduling and then wanking off before you see the girl you shits.

[MonsieurValentine]

clumpy sperm. wow. who knew?

[Vicki Richter]

ps -

Guys who lie and try to convince you they want you to top them for "their first time". Stop it. I get the fantasy, but you can't have your first time 50 times.

Girls that claim to like first timer bottoms. Nobody wants a first timer.

[hondarobot]

Yeah, that "clumpy sperm" line was pretty gross. I'm glad I read that after eating lunch. Yuck.

I tried poppers once in high school, not as a sexual aid but because I was a stoner. The effect was like getting hit on the head with a board. Having also been hit on the head with a board, I can speak with some authority on the subject.

[MrsKellyPierce]

The "Brown Storm" haha I'm dying laughing off that comment

[Danielle Foxxx]

Bump