Millionaire Maker Kits...

[TJ347]

Surely everybody's seen those infomercials claiming you can make millions buying and selling property with no money down, or the one where you start a website selling assorted crap without the need to store any of that crap in your own home.

Melaleuca and Carlton Sheets aside though, one that always caught my eye involved submitting invention ideas, but I kept putting it off until about a year or so ago. Anyway, I finally decided I had nothing to lose, so I checked it out. Long story short, for the last month, they've been showing my product to a few companies, looking to find someone to license it or buy it outright, so they can get their ten percent of the proceeds.

I know a guy who's cousin came up with the Chiapet, and had a chance to talk with him a while back. He told me that everybody has at least one really good idea in their life, and that he wished he had acted on his earlier. I should point out he's quite comfortable. Anyway, I was just wondering if anybody had ever found any success trying the various millionaire maker kits out there, or even trying to bring a new product to the market. It'd be nice to hear at least one success story, but it'd also be nice to hear some of the companies that should be avoided like the plague too. I've dealt with some duds, but I'm hoping this'll lead to something... like a comfortable retirement before I'm 35.

Anybody?

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For years, I hoped to find a "get rich quick scam" but had no luck. I entertained all of them and realized that the only get rich quick scam is to come up with a get rich quick scam...ala, Don Lapre and Matthew Lesko.

So here is my plan: I am gonna sell a penile enlargement system for 30 bucks a bottle. I guarantee an increase in not only penile length, but girth as well, up to 60%. Guaranteed!

My claim is guaranteed. If you get no results, I will gladly refund your money with no questions.

When I refund your purchase it comes out of cousin company "Mini Cock Support groups" account, so your refund check will be emblazoned with that companies name on your check. Do you have the literal and figurative balls to cash it?

Wanna get rich quick? Sell the get rich quick idea to the sheep of the world.

[blckhaze]

only way to get rich quick is to win the lottery. but in order to do it "quickly" you need to either be or hire a math genius and calculate the next winning numbers :P

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only way to get rich quick is to win the lottery. but in order to do it "quickly" you need to either be or hire a math genius and calculate the next winning numbers :P

Just curious, how do you calculate random drawing numbers?

[lust4ts]

For years, I hoped to find a "get rich quick scam" but had no luck. I entertained all of them and realized that the only get rich quick scam is to come up with a get rich quick scam...ala, Don Lapre and Matthew Lesko.

So here is my plan: I am gonna sell a penile enlargement system for 30 bucks a bottle. I guarantee an increase in not only penile length, but girth as well, up to 60%. Guaranteed!

My claim is guaranteed. If you get no results, I will gladly refund your money with no questions.

When I refund your purchase it comes out of cousin company "Mini Cock Support groups" account, so your refund check will be emblazoned with that companies name on your check. Do you have the literal and figurative balls to cash it?

Wanna get rich quick? Sell the get rich quick idea to the sheep of the world.

I saw that exact same idea discussed in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, except it was dildos or something.

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For years, I hoped to find a "get rich quick scam" but had no luck. I entertained all of them and realized that the only get rich quick scam is to come up with a get rich quick scam...ala, Don Lapre and Matthew Lesko.

So here is my plan: I am gonna sell a penile enlargement system for 30 bucks a bottle. I guarantee an increase in not only penile length, but girth as well, up to 60%. Guaranteed!

My claim is guaranteed. If you get no results, I will gladly refund your money with no questions.

When I refund your purchase it comes out of cousin company "Mini Cock Support groups" account, so your refund check will be emblazoned with that companies name on your check. Do you have the literal and figurative balls to cash it?

Wanna get rich quick? Sell the get rich quick idea to the sheep of the world.

I saw that exact same idea discussed in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, except it was dildos or something.

A part of it. I added other parts, but the movie was the catalyst for the idea! It's not enitirely plagiarism.

[blckhaze]

only way to get rich quick is to win the lottery. but in order to do it "quickly" you need to either be or hire a math genius and calculate the next winning numbers :P

Just curious, how do you calculate random drawing numbers?

ok here's the version my adv calc teacher's explanation. Nothing is random. Anything can be calculated if you take the time to. Just like you can calculate how cue ball will bounce of another pool ball, you can calculate how the balls will bounce off each other and the wall. with that, and about every lottery drawing from at least 10 years in the past, you can derive a formula with in 5% accuracy of which ball will be drawn. 5% in the lottery can be alot, but if done properly you'll win with in the first thre tries at the worst.

As previously stated, you'd need a math genius to do it, and theyre busy.

[lust4ts]

For years, I hoped to find a "get rich quick scam" but had no luck. I entertained all of them and realized that the only get rich quick scam is to come up with a get rich quick scam...ala, Don Lapre and Matthew Lesko.

So here is my plan: I am gonna sell a penile enlargement system for 30 bucks a bottle. I guarantee an increase in not only penile length, but girth as well, up to 60%. Guaranteed!

My claim is guaranteed. If you get no results, I will gladly refund your money with no questions.

When I refund your purchase it comes out of cousin company "Mini Cock Support groups" account, so your refund check will be emblazoned with that companies name on your check. Do you have the literal and figurative balls to cash it?

Wanna get rich quick? Sell the get rich quick idea to the sheep of the world.

I saw that exact same idea discussed in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, except it was dildos or something.

A part of it. I added other parts, but the movie was the catalyst for the idea! It's not enitirely plagiarism.

I guess Guy Ritchie couldn't sue you, besides he's probably too busy banging his leotard wearing boney assed wife

[Trans Mission]

appreciate the numerology influence and enjoy entertaining esoteric and mathematical influences in daily life but don't hold much stock in this type of theory.

Personally, I believe time is plastic and not static so ANY kind of prediction is completely malleable to me!

[blckhaze]

appreciate the numerology influence and enjoy entertaining esoteric and matheImatical influences in daily life but don't hold much stock in this type of theory.

Personally, I believe time is plastic and not static so ANY kind of prediction is completely malleable to me!

lol. i feel you, but with only 10 numbers its feasable, just not practical.