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Thread: The Fake Ass
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11-01-2007 #1
The Fake Ass
I felt my 1st fake ass tonight. Something I know many of you will find hard to believe so let me explain. This chick walks up to me in this bar and she was in her Halloween getup and I noticed her hips a mile away. So she offers to buy me a drink and I decline but still let her flirt. So I reached around and grabbed her ass and to me it felt like someone took 2 tupperware bowls and surgically implanted them on top of her buttcheeks. I'm used to the women I see on a regular basis having a totally different feeling booty. For example: Sunny Deelite's ass is wonderful to squeeze. It just feels like a normal big ass. Allanah's ass, heavy as it be, feels somewhat normal, Dina Delicious' ass................mmmmmph nevermind, I think I made my point.
I won't bring up Jennifer Paris' ass it's perfect.
So my question is what the fuck kind of botched up surgery did this chick have to get a plaster of paris feeling set of asscheeks?!?
Educate me ladies..............................
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11-01-2007 #2
Industrial strength collagen mixed with plaster of paris perhpas to frighten off undesirables?
If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.
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11-01-2007 #3
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i think its hot,
just like ya'll white boys love flat booties with fake hard tits
we like big asses.
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11-01-2007 #4
I think it's hot too provided it has the right amount of jiggle.
Focusing on mass awakening in 2007
If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.
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11-01-2007 #5Originally Posted by braveman
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11-01-2007 #6
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Originally Posted by braveman
Shhhh!!!! Let him dig a deeper hole for himself with stupid comments.....
Didn't you know, you have to type "dem, y'all, yo, and mu'phucka" to be black online?
Anyway, I didn't know black guys liked botched surgeries just because there's a big ass involved. :
I know I don't.
Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
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11-01-2007 #7
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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11-01-2007 #8
never that....i am a bootyologist but a girl with the kevlar booty is not 4 me. pass that on to the next guy..
u will be fucking fat bitches in no time
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11-01-2007 #9
lol @ kevlar
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11-01-2007 #10
There are implants for butts as well.Not only for boobs.Maybe she had some?