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10-28-2007 #1"Qui Audet Adipiscitur" 5 Star Poster
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(JOKES) Why do guy seem smarter during sex ? add your own
Duh! There plugged into a genius! (this is the punch line)
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10-28-2007 #2Professional Poster
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Because they are using their heads
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10-28-2007 #3Hung Angel Platinum Poster
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Duh! There plugged into a genius!
no way i can top that 
great line, Kira.
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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10-28-2007 #45 Star Poster
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They only seem smarter when they are on top. When they are on the bottom, all they can do is fuck up
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10-28-2007 #5Platinum Poster
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Because if they're into oral sex, they're getting a little head.....
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10-28-2007 #6"Qui Audet Adipiscitur" 5 Star Poster
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I quess i should have said add your own joke... Mine was the punch line!
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10-28-2007 #7"Qui Audet Adipiscitur" 5 Star Poster
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heres one more
Originally Posted by KiraHarden_TS
Cinderella was fired from Disney today-she was caught bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming "lie fucker lie"
oh crud a dbl post...
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10-28-2007 #8Platinum Poster
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As the sex act is performed, the male "white count" is lowered. A high "white count" prevents intelligent thought processes from intiation, lending to an aura of pure stipidity!!!
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10-28-2007 #9Rookie Poster
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Not a sex joke, but i love this one:
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night...
...the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.
A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup" replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, " For Christ sake, it's ten past three in the morning!"
I`m not afraid of dying - i just don`t wannna be there when it happens
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10-29-2007 #10Professional Poster
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Sorry Kira, but the first joke was kinda lame to me. But the second was nice.
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