smelly nyloned feet

[evilash]

Yo fo hizal!!! I like me some big size 12 feets that stink like limbuger cheese yo!! im serious yo dat shit gits me hard fo real! Yo sometime when im buttering my boogie stick i like to scrape my toenail and smell da funk!!!! Then a pop yo!!! My last girl her feets smell bad yo, Like she never wash them.

Ever think of writing for The Onion?

Yo da onions smell too!!!