Low Hangin Balls...

**jsroland** · 09-08-2007

Originally Posted by youcancallmeclaire

Originally Posted by jsroland

Less stress = more fun.

Don't you like the sound of balls slapping the ass? Its like a metronome to me!

Sure I do, as long as they're not mine!

[/quote]Yeah i remember one time i jumped off of something pretty high up and when i landed my balls smacked my ass. That hurt

**TJ347** · 09-08-2007

Originally Posted by jsroland

i remember one time i jumped off of something pretty high up and when i landed my balls smacked my ass.

For some reason, and I'm positive I can't explain why, I've been trying to imagine under what circumstances one could jump off of something and have their balls smack their ass...

I'm at a loss. While I am embarrassed to ask, please explain.

**jsroland** · 09-08-2007

Originally Posted by TJ347

Originally Posted by jsroland

i remember one time i jumped off of something pretty high up and when i landed my balls smacked my ass.

For some reason, and I'm positive I can't explain why, I've been trying to imagine under what circumstances one could jump off of something and have their balls smack their ass...

I'm at a loss. While I am embarrassed to ask, please explain.

well when your a kid you do crazy things and compete with your friends, so if one of your friends jumps off a roof and doesn't get hurt doing it. So if you don't want to look like a pussy you do the same. Yes i no in retrospect this sounds stupid but a kids a kid.

**TJ347** · 09-08-2007

It seems I've been misunderstood...

I jumped off the roof of a friend's garage as a kid, and while my feet stung something awful when I landed, my balls did not smack my ass.

What I was asking is how one's balls come to smack their ass as the result of jumping off of something. I am assuming that one would have to have extremely low hanging balls for this to be possible, and if that's indeed the case, then this would clearly have been a problem you had even in childhood. Anyway, nevermind. 'Nuff said on this topic. Really.

**jsroland** · 09-08-2007

Originally Posted by TJ347

It seems I've been misunderstood...

I jumped off the roof of a friend's garage as a kid, and while my feet stung something awful when I landed, my balls did not smack my ass.

What I was asking is how one's balls come to smack their ass as the result of jumping off of something. I am assuming that one would have to have extremely low hanging balls for this to be possible, and if that's indeed the case, then this would clearly have been a problem you had even in childhood. Anyway, nevermind. 'Nuff said on this topic. Really.

Were you wearing boxer's or tighty whities?