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    the fekkin great Kawasaki ZX-10 Ninja
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    Quote Originally Posted by marissaazts
    What would you do if someone broke into your house dressed like a ninja?
    the same thing i would do if anyone broke into my house


    shoot them
    A ninja is too fast and they can deflect bullets with there sword or catch the bullet in there teeth. Like i said you can't fuck with a ninja



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    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by marissaazts
    What would you do if someone broke into your house dressed like a ninja?
    the same thing i would do if anyone broke into my house


    shoot them
    A ninja is too fast and they can deflect bullets with there sword or catch the bullet in there teeth. Like i said you can't fuck with a ninja
    But mythbusters found humans can't catch bullets with their teeth... and you can't slice hot gun barrels off with swords either.



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    An average ninja would kick an average pirates ass, but there are many variables to take into consideration.

    Pirates, however, do get laid way more often then ninjas. So that got that going for them.

    Which is nice.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by marissaazts
    What would you do if someone broke into your house dressed like a ninja?
    the same thing i would do if anyone broke into my house


    shoot them
    A ninja is too fast and they can deflect bullets with there sword or catch the bullet in there teeth. Like i said you can't fuck with a ninja
    But mythbusters found humans can't catch bullets with their teeth... and you can't slice hot gun barrels off with swords either.
    Yeah but a ninja is beyond human!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by marissaazts
    What would you do if someone broke into your house dressed like a ninja?
    the same thing i would do if anyone broke into my house


    shoot them
    A ninja is too fast and they can deflect bullets with there sword or catch the bullet in there teeth. Like i said you can't fuck with a ninja
    But mythbusters found humans can't catch bullets with their teeth... and you can't slice hot gun barrels off with swords either.
    Yeah but a ninja is beyond human!
    I heard that, but didn't know it was true!

    So how are ninjas created if they're not human?



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    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by marissaazts
    What would you do if someone broke into your house dressed like a ninja?
    the same thing i would do if anyone broke into my house


    shoot them
    A ninja is too fast and they can deflect bullets with there sword or catch the bullet in there teeth. Like i said you can't fuck with a ninja
    But mythbusters found humans can't catch bullets with their teeth... and you can't slice hot gun barrels off with swords either.
    Yeah but a ninja is beyond human!
    I heard that, but didn't know it was true!

    So how are ninjas created if they're not human?
    What does not being human have to do with a creation of a ninja? Are cats and dogs human?



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    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by marissaazts
    What would you do if someone broke into your house dressed like a ninja?
    the same thing i would do if anyone broke into my house


    shoot them
    A ninja is too fast and they can deflect bullets with there sword or catch the bullet in there teeth. Like i said you can't fuck with a ninja
    But mythbusters found humans can't catch bullets with their teeth... and you can't slice hot gun barrels off with swords either.
    Yeah but a ninja is beyond human!
    I heard that, but didn't know it was true!

    So how are ninjas created if they're not human?
    What does not being human have to do with a creation of a ninja? Are cats and dogs human?
    lmao.

    But have you ever seen a ninja family? And they kinda all look the same...

    I'm thinking ninjas are bioengineered clones.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by SarahG
    Quote Originally Posted by jsroland
    Quote Originally Posted by marissaazts
    What would you do if someone broke into your house dressed like a ninja?
    the same thing i would do if anyone broke into my house


    shoot them
    A ninja is too fast and they can deflect bullets with there sword or catch the bullet in there teeth. Like i said you can't fuck with a ninja
    But mythbusters found humans can't catch bullets with their teeth... and you can't slice hot gun barrels off with swords either.
    Yeah but a ninja is beyond human!
    I heard that, but didn't know it was true!

    So how are ninjas created if they're not human?
    What does not being human have to do with a creation of a ninja? Are cats and dogs human?
    lmao.

    But have you ever seen a ninja family? And they kinda all look the same...

    I'm thinking ninjas are bioengineered clones.
    I would'nt be here right now if i ever saw a ninja, Sorry They were around a lot longer than cloning.



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    A. I'm a 4th Degree Black Belt, and study Savate.
    B. I keep an arsenal if 8 loaded weapons strategically located in my house.

    I believe in being prepared!

    Ninja are bad...but they do bleed and, they do die.



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