a little off topic: japan

[D'yer Mak'er]

You should probably also keep in mind that Japan has what has been historically one of the most isolated cultures in the world.

This I knew, and was part of why I think my sense of being introverted might help me out a bit.
We're planning on going in June, and I guess staying in Tokyo, but traveling around to Kobe, Osaka, Okinawa, wherever we can get in our short time there. Traveling around is gonna be a big part of it. I personally want to head around Hokkaido, but I already know it's too far for us to go in our time.

[sbcroix]

Basically just don't be an Ass and you'll be fine, but here is my advice.

The chopstick thing is right, don't lay it on the table. Lay it across your plate or lay it on a chopstick holder. Also NEVER stick your chopsticks into your food and leave it.

If you are going to travel across the country get yourself a "JR Pass", you can only buy it outside of Japan, so get your travel agent to get you one for you before you leave the US.

Go ahead and get angry if you want. You are a gaijin and they expect it from you.

If you are interested in meeting shemales there, go to Shinjuku Ni-Chome and find some of the tranny bars there. You will be required to pay an entrance fee, you also will be required to pay an hourly rate. You can also sometime find a lot of the phillipino and thai trannys in the clubs in Roppongi. Try Motown House I or Motown House II. Also when going clubbing in Roppongi pretend you are going to the trendiest fucking club in New York and dress like it. Otherwise you'll spend a lot of time standing in front of clubs and wishing you could get in.

Find an Izakaya near you hotel and take at least one meal a day there everyday. These are traditional Japanese pub / resturants. They are small and often the owners live above them. If they see you every day, they will often discount food and drinks for you because you will become an attraction to the other patrons. Be carefull though, the costs at these places can rack up pretty quick if you don't pay attention.

The hot rag you are given is to wash your hands and if needed your face before you eat.

If you are staying in Tokyo, make sure you purchase Tokyo Metro tourist tickets at the airport. They offer unlimited riding on all tokyo metro lines for 1 to 2 days. You can buy more than one.

Point with your index finger all you want, you are a Gaijin and they expect it from you.

Never, ever fucking bow.

You can find ATM'S that will take your evil American ATM card at all post offices.

You also might notice that people are reluctant to speak with you, this is because although every Japanese person is required to take english from grades 1 - 13, most of them can't do it very well and they are embaressed.

The beef does not suck, but the Hamburger does. And they undercook their bacon. Also most scrambled eggs have sugar added to them.

The Japanese do not do special orders, so don't ask. You'll just be told no. (Well maybe at Burger King they might take em, but no where else)

Always stand when riding the subway.

And finally if you are going for less than 2 weeks I wouldn't plan on going from Tokyo to Kobe, Osaka, and Okinawa. You'll be riding trains the whole fucking time.

Stay in Tokyo, ride to Yokohama, Kawasaki, and maybe Nikko or Kamakura. But believe me you could spend a month in just tokyo and still find things to do.

Hell I lived there for 8 years and get back at least every other year to visit frineds and such and I still have things I havent seen in tokyo.

[PhillyTSlover]

Nothing wrong with demanding an apology for Pearl Harbor is there? My Mom went to her grave grieving for her cousin killed in that lil' episode and I tend to hold grudge.

D'yer Mak'er, just for reference, this is called being an "Ugly American", try not to act like this asshole.

My wife is Japanese, so we stay with her family when there. Never done any "touristy" things, but it's an amazing place to go. Make sure you play some Pachinko while you're there. All the other suggestions are excellent. Oh, also, try not to stare at the retarded teenagers and their faddish appearance. The last time I was there, the faddish teen girls looked ridiculous, they all had deep tans and BLONDE hair! Ugh!

Oh! And check out a baseball game if you can. The Tokyo Dome SUCKS, but Yokohama Stadium is really nice, and not too expensive. You can sometimes get tickets at Takashimaya department store.

[TJT]

Asshole? Coming from a guy from Philly that's a regular compliment. Thanks!

[dasani75]

Hey TJT, you hold a grudge?!?!?! Do you actually live thru that particular time in history?? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You want an apology? From who exactly? From every Japanese you run into? You must be an idiot. If you really want an apology on somehting that happened over 50 years ago, then go track down every Japanese over the age of 80 that may have taken part. Those Japanese are probably the only ones you need an apology from. I suppose you think we need an apology from all Germans too...and from all Southerners for starting the Civil War...I think I've got some descendents from 150 years ago that got killed...i want apologies from the whole state of South Carolina...

It's unfortunate you lost a loved one in the war, but please, MOVE ON. It's been a long time and there are new generations governing each nation. It was a bad time back then but I think it's safe to say that the people responsible for what happened back then are pretty much all gone. We are now allies with Japan and don't forget we payed them back for what they did with a couple earth shattering A-bombs that pretty much fucked them good. MOVE ON and GET OVER IT.

Grudges...unbelievable...

[TJT]

Bubba,I'm still at war with the Shawnee for doin' in my great-great (add a few) Grandaddy. I'm headin' out to Oklahoma to settle up with that bunch when I'm through with the Nips,Kaiser Bill,and the descendants of the Yankees that stole Great-Grandma's cow and mule. (Well,I've been shootin' at Yankees for sport for decades,I figure I probably clipped one of their bastard spawn by sheer numbers alone?)

Never forget,never forgive,and never underestimate the gullibility of folks on the internet.

[dasani75]

what a stupid response

[D'yer Mak'er]

Nothing wrong with demanding an apology for Pearl Harbor is there? My Mom went to her grave grieving for her cousin killed in that lil' episode and I tend to hold grudge.

D'yer Mak'er, just for reference, this is called being an "Ugly American", try not to act like this asshole.

My wife is Japanese, so we stay with her family when there. Never done any "touristy" things, but it's an amazing place to go. Make sure you play some Pachinko while you're there. All the other suggestions are excellent. Oh, also, try not to stare at the retarded teenagers and their faddish appearance. The last time I was there, the faddish teen girls looked ridiculous, they all had deep tans and BLONDE hair! Ugh!

Yeah, I have my own offensive sense of humour, but I keep it to myself, strictly. I know better than that.

I want to stare at the teenagers!
I want to bring a woman back haha. I like when Asian girls dye their hair blonde, I dunno.

I really appreciate everyone's helpful comments, that big list from sbcroix.
We're undecided about stuff for a while, kind of thinking we'd rather stay in Osaka, and get around from there. Just thinking about passports and rail passes and all that is cringe-inducing.

Anyone else have anything to contribute, I'd love to hear it. Nothing I talk about here, I don't post much anyway, but I've been depressed for the last couple of years, and I just get tired of being alive, but planning this trip to Japan is really making me feel good. Just hearing anything I can learn about the place makes me feel better.

I do really wish TJT would keep this out of my thread though.

[SkyTwo]

Isn't it weird how people visiting Japan get about ten times the advice of people going anyplace else? Probably the best thing to remember is that standard tourist advice will get you by fine: be polite, be a good sport, and you'll be fine in most situations.

A lot of the advice here has focused on super-specific situations, but don't really fall outside standard etiquette, like not leaving chopsticks sticking out of your food-- which is associated with offerings to the dead. But you don't leave your spoon in a soup bowl, or your knife sticking out of a steak, and anyone there is going to realize that you don't have the same cultural associations anyway. And not putting your chopsticks on the table? When was the last time you put your fork on a table between bites? Never.

So for the most part, don't sweat it. You'll probably find that people are eager to help you out if you're standing around looking confused (to practice their English, contrary to a previous comment), although people will be nervous if you approach them in English just as we would if an obvious non-English speaker approached us. As with most places, you'll find that a little effort goes a long way. If people can see that you're trying, they'll forgive a lot of blunders. And as with any country where you can't speak the language, some blunders can't be avoided. But they can usually be handled with a positive sense of humor.