I.M. convo's w/ L-O-S-E-R-S

[hondarobot]

I'd say "break a leg" and congrats, but I might get the rolling pin treatment. . .

("break a leg and congrats")

[SpoogeMonkey]

I'd say "break a leg" and congrats, but I might get the rolling pin treatment. . .

("break a leg and congrats")

we can only fantasise that Jen beats us to a pulp with a rolling pin...

we are not worthy....

[hondarobot]

Not exactly what I was referring to. . .

:P

[tsntx]

I will break down your FUCKING DOOR with my 3rd leg and BEAT YOUR FUCKING PUSSIES to a PULP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JWBL™

pretty sure thatll keep them from posting for sure lol

[PhillyTSlover]

Wow, you took the time to dredge that old stuff up?? What a fucking LOSER! HAHAHAHHA!!

lol it took me less then fifteen seconds to look at your past post you worthless tranny chaser,the notion that you would consider anyone a loser is highly laughable,it might be old stuff but its stuff coming from a loser who is so pathetic he hires transsexual escorts because he can't get laid on his own.

I'm married, try again, loser. And try to learn how to form coherent sentences. Punctuation is your friend, lil' grasshopper.

BTW, you have over 1,900 posts here...I have 51. Which one of us is the tranny chaser?? HAHAHAH PWNED!

[tsntx]

Wow, you took the time to dredge that old stuff up?? What a fucking LOSER! HAHAHAHHA!!

lol it took me less then fifteen seconds to look at your past post you worthless tranny chaser,the notion that you would consider anyone a loser is highly laughable,it might be old stuff but its stuff coming from a loser who is so pathetic he hires transsexual escorts because he can't get laid on his own.

I'm married, try again, loser. And try to learn how to form coherent sentences. Punctuation is your friend, lil' grasshopper.

BTW, you have over 1,900 posts here...I have 51. Which one of us is the tranny chaser?? HAHAHAH PWNED!

uh... you are if youre the one thats suppossed to be in a committed relationship... way to OWN up yourself -j

[PhillyTSlover]

^^I never said I wasn't a bastard. I was merely calling YOU a cunt. Two different things, sweetheart.

[Trans_Lover]

^^I never said I wasn't a bastard. I was merely calling YOU a cunt. Two different things, sweetheart.

LMAO

[Legend]

Wow, you took the time to dredge that old stuff up?? What a fucking LOSER! HAHAHAHHA!!

lol it took me less then fifteen seconds to look at your past post you worthless tranny chaser,the notion that you would consider anyone a loser is highly laughable,it might be old stuff but its stuff coming from a loser who is so pathetic he hires transsexual escorts because he can't get laid on his own.

I'm married, try again, loser. And try to learn how to form coherent sentences. Punctuation is your friend, lil' grasshopper.

BTW, you have over 1,900 posts here...I have 51. Which one of us is the tranny chaser?? HAHAHAH PWNED!

Out of my 1900 post you won't find one that contains anything about sucking tranny cock or hooking up with an escort unlike your pathetic post dude,you say your married lol your wife is so lucky to have a cock sucking,escort seeing piece of garbage husband like you.It's funny how you waste of sperm go back grammer insults as your last resort when you got pwned.

BTW how do you get the taste of cock of out your mouth when you go home to your wife?

[lust4ts]

girls and guys post some of your more interesting ones... i have tons as im sure most girls here do as well... and probably w/ some of the same losers...

heres one from today

blue devil: hey
jenn: hi
blue devil: your hot
jenn: so i hear
blue devil: how old r you
jenn: 26 tomorrow
blue devil: nice
blue devil: lol
blue devil: where do i know you from baby
jenn: i didnt think u knew who i was... we hooked up sometime last year like november or so
blue devil: wow
blue devil: lucky me
jenn: yeah i guess
blue devil: what happened
blue devil: ur a sexi bitch!
jenn: so i hear
blue devil: yea for real
blue devil: u have a bf
jenn: no
blue devil: aww
blue devil: nice pic baby
blue devil: so how did we hook up
jenn: met online
blue devil: & why arent we fucking right now
jenn: bc youre not that lucky
blue devil: ha!
blue devil: ur hot
blue devil: u should be picky
blue devil:
jenn: i am
jenn: very
jenn: but sometimes i make mistakes
blue devil: awww
blue devil: u mean me baby
jenn: you think
blue devil: aww
blue devil: are u ts?
jenn: let me check... sure am
blue devil: ok
blue devil: i remember u girl
jenn: good hold tight to that memory
blue devil: u have big tits & cock huh
jenn: sure y not
blue devil: cool
blue devil: so i got to shoot all over you huh
jenn: maybe... i was just there to bust a nut on your face
blue devil: well that was nice of you to hook me up
jenn: yeah i was feeling charitable... dont worry it wont happen again
blue devil: your sweet
jenn: i have my moments
blue devil: hell yea
blue devil: me to
blue devil: u have a bunch of hot gfs
blue devil:
jenn: yeah
blue devil: nice
blue devil: where are all the ts hotties around here
jenn: at my house
jenn: were plotting total destruction tonight
blue devil: nice
blue devil: can i cum
jenn: no
blue devil: why not
blue devil: what if i dress like chic
blue devil:
jenn: then well point and laugh at you and call you a fag
blue devil: right
blue devil: yea i wouldnt look hot ne way
jenn: never know
blue devil: guess not
blue devil: i am flat chested
blue devil: and have no ass
jenn: you should take pics and post on HungAngels the guys go nuts over that shit
blue devil: ?
blue devil: sounds hot
blue devil: never seen it b4
blue devil: whats it like
blue devil: i like girls ne ways babe
jenn: who are you trying to convince... me or you?

and that was the end of that... now you go.

Now that was some funny shit. The moral of the story, never try to hit on a girl as if it's the first time when you have already been with her. I think this proves you only end up making your self look very silly.

Example of a dumb ass Paradox:

i like girls ne ways babe

Jen:you should take pics and post on HungAngels the guys go nuts over that shit

sounds hot

WTF
That is one fucked in the head conversation

Can we please have some more electric loser hit up lines, they're simply marvelous