I.M. convo's w/ L-O-S-E-R-S

[tsntx]

atxmale99: hi
atxmale99: what ya doing
jenn: checking mail
atxmale99: oh
atxmale99: going to bed soon?
jenn: havent decided
atxmale99: i see
atxmale99: why not
jenn: just getting stuff ready
atxmale99: for tomorrow?
jenn: yes
atxmale99: no prob....
atxmale99: was hoping u were goin to stay up
jenn: y
atxmale99: I met you one time...u were pretty nice
jenn: yeah
atxmale99: lol
atxmale99: u remember>?
jenn: yeah
atxmale99: cool
atxmale99: hope i was nice too
jenn: yeah
atxmale99: guess you are going to bed
atxmale99: ?
jenn: not yet
jenn: y
atxmale99: i really needed your help
atxmale99:
jenn: with....
atxmale99: lol
atxmale99: ok
atxmale99: i think it would only take 30mins to help me out....is that ok
jenn: in or out call
atxmale99: depends...where r u
atxmale99: n or s
jenn: s
atxmale99: me too
atxmale99: around ?
jenn: ________
atxmale99: mee too
jenn: in or out call
atxmale99: in
jenn: for a 1/2 at 3:30am
atxmale99: yes...roses?
jenn: no. cash only
jenn: 250
atxmale99: D"oh
atxmale99: there are 100 rose growing in my back yrad
atxmale99: yard
jenn: congrats... christina get me the ax
atxmale99: LOL
jenn: 300
atxmale99: LOL....ok ok i get it......
atxmale99: have a good nite....still luv ya
jenn: mm hmm
atxmale99: talk to you later when the garden is full..........
jenn: im sure you will
atxmale99: gezzzz
jenn: am i suppossed to feel sorry?
jenn: u were a client ONE time almost a year ago
jenn: u always msg me late at night and then flake
jenn: then insult me w/ 100 "roses"
atxmale99: Babe,,,,not starting shit.....I UNDERSTAND......And yes I do, always hit u late........
atxmale99: sorry
atxmale99: I work night,,,,and Im always up late
jenn: congrats on that drive through position at wendy's
jenn: no excuse for the insulting prices
jenn: and flakey appts
atxmale99: WHAT?
atxmale99: Fine....sorry about that too

[lucx]

hey Jenn... in what chat can i find you?
i'd like to find out if i'm the next dumb ass around or just a normal guy...

[tsntx]

jenn: u were a client ONE time almost a year ago

That's some very good record keeping.

im selective and i remember who i see... plus when you have a BAD experience you tend to make sure you remember... as not to repeat.... he also just sent the following ....


atxmale99: so u posted my convo....OK
atxmale99: my turn
atxmale99: i guess
jenn: lol
jenn: so u frequent HA
jenn: ur turn? how do u figure
jenn: u earned that posting
jenn: c'mon speak up u got something to say
jenn: ur fans are waiting
jenn: lol nothing to say?
jenn: didnt think so
jenn: check CL i posted an ad about you there too


cl ad says... and im sure the other girls feel this applys to them as well

WORD OF ADVICE - t4m - 25

Date: 2007-10-07, 3:50AM CDT


do NOT save a girls number "bc she hardly posts" and expect a warm reception when you call or txt her at 330 in the A.M. ... if i want your business i will post an ad... if youre a regular of mine you know that you may contact me when i am NOT posting ads but you should also be courteous and respect MY discretion and not call me at RUDE hours of the night... if you dont want me calling YOU at 330am RETURN THE FAVOR... i may be a call girl but i am NOT your beck and call girl at all hours of the night... and if you ARE going to contact me at odd hours... have the decency to offer MORE then what i normally charge, as consideration of doing you a SERVICE... dont INSULT me and offer LESS then normal rates

thanx

[Chaotic]

You know, the convos in this thread and some of my own wacky experiences on IM chats make me think of an Albert Einstein quote:

"2 things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe!"

I still remember some asshat, a few years back, that asked to see MY pussy when I had my cam on! This was when I was living with a girlfreind at the time, and her cat happened to be in the area, checking up on me, so I pointed the cam at the cat! He did wanna see a pussy, after all!

Some people's kids!....

[Chaotic]

hahahaha...i had a good laugh after so many days....i will get many patients from this forum...many people are suffering from some sort of problem here....good .....i enjoyed a lot

Great! You can start with my old Yahoo! freinds list! Here's a group photo:

[cockcraver]

im away for a few weeks but i expect to see some good convos when im home........u get better looking every time u change ur avatar!!

[tsntx]

ok so a lil backstory for this one... someone got my number either from an ad i posted or from someone... i couldnt get them to give me a straight answer but basically they would txt me from like 330am -6am every night for about 3 days... i told them to stop i didnt appreciate the BS and then they started talking shit... im guessing it was a certain fag that is stalking me im dallas... either way... so i told them if they didnt stop fucking w/ me that i was born w/ a pretty decent cock and i knew how to fuck back harder then he did... he said bring it, so i did.... i posted *faceless* pics of me w/ his phone number in the casual sections of CL in chicago, LA, SF, and Dallas

as of right now i have over 700 replies in a matter of only 4 days... the last couple of hundred emails all say "your number is invalid/ disconnected/ not working... so im emailing you" hahahahaha loser had to disconnect his phone... as Faye Dunaway said in mommie dearest....

'Don't FUCK w/ me fellahs, this ain't my first time at the rodeo"

anyway so heres an email from that situation... there really are dozens of good ones... and i may post them... but this one i actually replied to... -j


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I want you so bad I get hard ons here at work (downtown Chicago).

My name is Jeff. I am 5'7", 140 pounds, blond hair, blue eyes, 6 inches, 39 years old, college educated. I ran track in college and still have a great butt and great legs.

Call me.

Jeff
708-805-


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i wrote back saying ......

yeah u sent the same copy/ pasted email the other day... only now youre 10yrs younger... lotta good your college education did you. -j

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I want you so bad I get hard ons here at work (downtown Chicago). Where are you staying?

My name is Jeff. I am 5'7", 140 pounds, blond hair, blue eyes, 6 inches, 49 years old, college educated. I ran track in college and still have a great butt and great legs.

Your phone number is not going through.

Call me.

Jeff
708-805-

[Night Rider]

"I want you so bad I get hard ons here at work"

i hope he doesnt work in a kindergarten

[tsntx]

johnnybuster1: where in austin?
jenn: who r u
johnnybuster1: well
johnnybuster1: lets see
johnnybuster1: my name is chris
johnnybuster1: and i was just saying hi and seeing what u were doing and if there was anyting i could help with
jenn: as in
johnnybuster1: well u r really sexy
johnnybuster1: so whatever
jenn: ...
johnnybuster1: i want to see whats in those panties
jenn: i bet u do
johnnybuster1: for sure
jenn: 150 half 250 full during normal hours
jenn: add 50$ for after hours
johnnybuster1: and where are u
jenn: south
johnnybuster1: and what all does that get me
jenn: that much of my time depending on which increment u buy
johnnybuster1: so anything i want for 30
johnnybuster1: min
jenn: i didnt even say anything close to that
johnnybuster1: lol
johnnybuster1: so if i hve 120 on me does that get me anyting for 20 minutes
jenn: no
jenn: maybe during the day sometime
jenn: but it will need to be before 2pm i have plans
johnnybuster1: why not now
jenn: bc i just said anything after hours adds 50 ... and my lowest price is 150
jenn: so therefore im not about to accept BELOW my asking price at 4:30am
jenn: not when i look like this
johnnybuster1: how do u look
jenn: better then any ts in this town
johnnybuster1: where south
jenn: u dont have enough
johnnybuster1: lol
johnnybuster1: there are atms
jenn: yes there r
jenn: do u have a pic
johnnybuster1 is sending you 1 photo:
jess chris.jpg (60 KB)

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johnnybuster1: im the guy
johnnybuster1: show me some sexy pics
jenn: cute... the girl is really pretty
jenn: if i wanted to get u off for free id be posting in casuals or id open a website
johnnybuster1: lol
johnnybuster1: u have to work with me so i can see what im getting
jenn: i have a pic in my profile
jenn: and apparently that was enough to get u interesed enough to randomly msg me
jenn: interested
johnnybuster1: so does that include fucking u in the ass 2
jenn: lol no, u wish
johnnybuster1: lol...well what do i get
jenn: i only bottom for regulars and in full hour sessions
johnnybuster1: well thats a rip off
johnnybuster1: lol
jenn: if u say so... i dont have any complaints... have fun w/ the CrossDressers in austin
johnnybuster1: do i get to suck your cock to?
johnnybuster1: im just trying to see what i get for that before i decide...dont get mad
jenn: u get me 4 an allotted amount of time whatever happens between two consenting adults is fine
johnnybuster1: and where will we be
johnnybuster1: your place?
jenn: yeah
johnnybuster1: how far south
jenn: 5 mins from downtown
johnnybuster1: im doing another line and deciding so dont leave
jenn: doing coke means u will take longer then half an hour... i dont have that time... msg me b4 2pm if u want tomorrow
johnnybuster1: what if i gave u 60 just to come suck u...u cant beat that
jenn: lmao night
johnnybuster1: lol...whats wrong with that
johnnybuster1: that sounds like a good deal for u
jenn: im sorry did u say 60 or 160?
johnnybuster1: yeah but u dont have to do anything but cum in my mouth\
jenn: lol 160
jenn: thats 40 off my usual price
jenn: last chance mr. atm
johnnybuster1: i would if i got to fuck u
jenn: that would be 300
jenn: going once
jenn: twice
johnnybuster1: lol
jenn: good night
johnnybuster1: ill catch u at a slower time then
jenn: lol
johnnybuster1: but i want to
johnnybuster1: for sure
jenn: slow? when i look like this? its never slow...
johnnybuster1: so remember me
jenn: yeah ill remember ure the guy thats all talk so as not to waste my time
johnnybuster1: i would really come suck your cock for 60 this second
johnnybuster1: with nothing in return
jenn: and i wouldnt go that low
jenn: the guys on HA are gonna think youre an idiot when i post this
jenn: i dont do favors
jenn: actually i did
jenn: i took off 40
jenn: u passed
jenn: now im passing on you... which means ure stuck w/ CD's
jenn: have fun... dont pull their wig off they hate that

[Night Rider]

sounds like he missed out on a bargain