Jon Lovitz Clobbers Andy Dick

[chefmike]

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July 17, 2007 -- It was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment.

Dick's weirdness has been well documented. Last year, he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt, then groped and bit the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller at a comedy-festival taping.

[Devon]

Good for him. I think Andy Dick is a d-bag.

[tsntx]

when he was in austin for ... i forget... around x-mas he came up to me and asked if i could score him coke... i said i only drink clear liquids at the clubs but i could talk to someone... so i did, since it was a e-list celebrity, and got a friend who just loves coke and we walked to his waiting towncar... the window rolled down and *swoon* luke wilson said "get in ladies...." and thats all yall need to know

[gimmeurblood]

thank you jon lovitz, once again reaffirming my belief that jon lovitz is the coolest jew in showbiz

[Rod la Rod]

when he was in austin for ... i forget... around x-mas he came up to me and asked if i could score him coke... i said i only drink clear liquids at the clubs but i could talk to someone... so i did, since it was a e-list celebrity, and got a friend who just loves coke and we walked to his waiting towncar... the window rolled down and *swoon* luke wilson said "get in ladies...." and thats all yall need to know

So who is "he" in this story? Andy Dick or Lovitz?

[TJT]

That's the ticket!

[AlySinclair]

Yea, great, let's brag about our coke stories on a thread about Phil Hartman getting murdered.

Also, Lovitz did a good thing. But, Dick is a dick and it probably won't even register.

[Rod la Rod]

Yea, great, let's brag about our coke stories on a thread about Phil Hartman getting murdered.

Also, Lovitz did a good thing. But, Dick is a dick and it probably won't even register.

You're right coke is bad.
I really prefer a fine opiate like black tar heroin, oxycontin or dilaudid. But in a pinch there is always V&V, (vodka and vicodin).

Kids, don't do drugs. Stay in school. Drink your milk. Don't suck dick for money. And above all don't grow tits.

[TJT]

Is that Fred Wilson's boy Luke,Jen? That's one big chicken farm they've got outside of Round Rock.

Fred's gonna be ticked that damned boy is rentin' limousines with the egg money.

[tsntx]

Yea, great, let's brag about our coke stories on a thread about Phil Hartman getting murdered.

Also, Lovitz did a good thing. But, Dick is a dick and it probably won't even register.

bitch you dont know me. if you did youd know i DONT drink, smoke, or do drugs. ever. so stfu on topics you dont know.

this thread ISNT about phils pyscho wife killing him... its about andy dick getting beat up... i was only further establishing him to be a coke head loser... the story was about him