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07-15-2007 #1Guest
This is the group conscience buzzing in
Does your mommy know you're on a tranny board talking bad about Jesus?
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07-16-2007 #2Platinum Poster
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Did your mommy have any children that aren't bible-banging, hypocritical imbeciles?
Carry your sorry ass back to jesus camp, TFool. Ted Haggard misses you.
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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07-16-2007 #3Guest
Angry old man. Isn't it time for your 35 cents senior coffee at the local McDonalds?
Originally Posted by chefmike
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07-16-2007 #4Platinum Poster
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I'll take that for a no, cretin. Originally Posted by TFan
Angry old man. Isn't it time for your 35 cents senior coffee at the local McDonalds? Originally Posted by chefmike
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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07-16-2007 #5Silver Poster
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I wonder if everyone's favorite Rhodes Scholar has figured out something as basic as the definition of the word "veteran" yet. Probably not with it being a multi-syllabic word and all.
-Quinn
Life is essentially one long Benny Hill skit punctuated by the occasional Anne Frank moment.
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07-16-2007 #6Hung Angel Platinum Poster
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What does the fuckin' H stand for in Jesus H Christ anyway? Hussein??
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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07-16-2007 #75 Star Poster
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Oh Trish, everybody knows it stands for Harold and that this was Jesus' dad's name. Even little kids know this. Originally Posted by trish
Remember the prayer that goes 'Our Father who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name'? Well, there you go, then.
Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm going to stay this color??
Mother: I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
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07-16-2007 #8Hung Angel Platinum Poster
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live and learn
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07-16-2007 #9Platinum Poster
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Harold Houdini?
No wonder it was so easy for his son to pull off that whole resurrection bit...deception obviously runs in the family.
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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07-18-2007 #10Platinum Poster
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Bye TFool! Enjoy your shortbus ride back to jesus camp!
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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