Fake Cum Shots (Stop The Madness!)

[BigJoe]

Warning: on topic venting.

What is up with these absurd shots of fake cum, seriously, does anyone on this planet have cum as white as this, or are we to believe they are using so much teeth whitener that it's bleaching their semen.

[tsntx]

i totally agree... when watching porn im all about the cum shot so when its fake im not only turned off... im upset. i dont understand why the ppl making the fake cum make it look the way it does... have they never seen real cum? dont they realize the milk/conditioner/eggwhites/lotion that they just made looks NOTHING like cum? b/c i do.

also i think its pretty lame when they try to pass off girls that are peeing as giant orgasms... ive seen up close 3 diff girls squirt... it looks nothing like that. but peeing does.

[TrueBeauty TS]

Warning: on topic venting.

What is up with these absurd shots of fake cum, seriously, does anyone on this planet have cum as white as this, or are we to believe these guys are using so much teeth whitener that it's bleaching their semen.

Sounds like you need to write to your congressman and take some action. Also try the Better Business Bureau and Consumer Reports. Don't just compain... DO something!



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[mbf]

Warning: on topic venting.

What is up with these absurd shots of fake cum, seriously, does anyone on this planet have cum as white as this, or are we to believe these guys are using so much teeth whitener that it's bleaching their semen.

well the trouble here lies not only in the fake cum, but the guys penile warts!!!!

[DAZ]

Got Milk?

[dskreet2]

...also i think its pretty lame when they try to pass off girls that are peeing as giant orgasms... ive seen up close 3 diff girls squirt... it looks nothing like that. but peeing does.

I've been told by so many people that that was cum. I have only experienced one lady that squirted, and she did directly in my mouth. It was very strong and pungent like pee. But it shot into my mouth with such force, but only in spurts. Not a continuous hard stream. Shocked the livin shit out of me! I pulled back and she shot the third one dead in my face. I had to laugh after she subsided.

I shampooed my car's carpet for hours trying to remove the smell because it was 90+ degrees the next day. I had plastic on my matress the next times so it would soak & stain.

Try explaining that to the neighbors, " oh that's cum stains! I'm not a bed-wetter.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Is that Whole, 2%, or Fat Free Milk????

[sucka4chix]

It's a pet peeve of mine too!!! If someone can't cum and can't do the MONEY shot then fuck it!!! Don't insult me with this fake garbage. The one I really hate is the stuff in the mouth, then suck the dick and make me think the lotion cum crap came out of the dick... so lame it's irritating.

[santino216]

i totally agree... when watching porn im all about the cum shot so when its fake im not only turned off... im upset. i dont understand why the ppl making the fake cum make it look the way it does... have they never seen real cum? dont they realize the milk/conditioner/eggwhites/lotion that they just made looks NOTHING like cum? b/c i do.

also i think its pretty lame when they try to pass off girls that are peeing as giant orgasms... ive seen up close 3 diff girls squirt... it looks nothing like that. but peeing does.

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[canihavu]

Yeah, I agree - I am not a fan of fake cum either...